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Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 1:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Well you dodged a bullet there. Hopefully it didn't cost too much.

#1 - On 03/01/2014 at 7:52pm by Mauskau

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That was kind of a bitch move to just leave you like that but you did ask her out right and she gave you an honest answer! At least you know you're not being strung along by someone who is too cowardly to tell you the truth.

#5 - On 03/01/2014 at 7:55pm by kmj3637

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