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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.