By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Awahso 25

Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

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pinkpixie06 11

I wonder if your husband did that just to cause you more grief. Or was he unable to bite his tongue?

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PawnShopPenguin 4

Is your husband by any chance a 9 year old?

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dacuar 0

Love it. Good for him!

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kissmyace25 6

why divorce?!!! i swear people need to grow up divorce is the last choice so he made a bad choice who hasn't marriage is suppose to be till death not till issued a ticket...

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mrnuleef 7

He might make her pay for everything they do.

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laden_swallow09 34

Read #50's comment... Perhaps that should shed some light on the matter.

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Googolman 29

Yes, but OP's husband would make her pay for it.

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afropuffjake 9

If he ever gives you shit just ask him who pays for his bitch-ass's ticket and hold your ear out, see if he says anything... Or just rub it in whenever he tries to act boss XD

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

Lol... Fuzzball :3 lol

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ajeppsen 25

If you have a husband he should have a job BEFORE you get married. Unless he is one of those guys who only spends money on himself. FYL though

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chokefrantic 9

Your husband is a giant douche. Nuff said.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Hey another Aussie, sir_drink_alot says Miau :)

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bambalam 0

So there's no freedom of speech? Since when does calling a cop a name warrant a ticket?

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kissmyace25 6

he had free speech... he broke a law by going over the speed limit. which he could have maybe talked himself out of.... instead he talked himself into getting a ticket lol

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SlackerEmeritus 13

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from any consequences of aforementioned speech.

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