By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Awahso 25

Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

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Midnightpearls 13

Favorited solely for the word "fuzzball."

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blacky_2222 3

Totally deserved a ticket for using the word fuzzball

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snafu63 0

I had no idea people could freeload off their spouse, I thought once you got married you shared everything.

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momogal 22

Some spouses take the "What's your's is mine" thing too far. My ex didn't consider the money I earned to be mine. It was his. But when we got divorced, he wanted all the debt he incured before we met to be mine.

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avres13 14

Or you could just not pay it and have him deal with it himself.

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jerryjira 0

This exact fml is a page on Facebook

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Ashybebe 2

He's your husband and you consider it freeloading? Sounds like you need marital counseling. Or maybe he should get a job and get his own money?

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nonaodwal 0

If your his wife i dont see how he could be a freeloader unless ur marriage is purley based on accests and money and in that case u should just get a divorce

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YesyDidWhat 0

Are you dumb? Make him pay for it!

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Peatothesea 0

YDI for marrying an idiot.

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