By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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fatguy805 0

you deserve this so much hahaha

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littlexlion 4

You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

yeah that sucks. you should pay more attention.

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shadowsbane 0

Srsly, he's going to get himself in a wreck if he's really taking that much attention away from his driving. YDI OP

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nyrangers1022 6

wonder if its against the law in ur state to talk on phone and drive.....well ur an idiot for not payin 100% attention to the road

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ell_oh_ell 0

guess one just isn't enough for you :P

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imright24 0

#19, first, nobody said anything about spelling. Secondly, it wouldn't be about the spelling as much as it would be about being an idiot. Being an idiot is no way to get a girl, stupid fuckwad.

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rohosoccer08 1

if you can't talk on the phone and still pay attention to the road, don't do it!

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robertdr 0

this is a repeat from the same person

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KiddNYC1O 20

Do you expect sympathy for speeding and talking on the phone while DRIVING? haha YDI

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ell_oh_ell 0

ur probably not even a ****** smartass

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dudenextdoor 0

44 how about we just make a baby of our own

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Spelit 0

Haha! This is too funny... YDI x 10. Haha you shouldn't even be answering a call when you're driving.

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JillianlikesVogu 0

YDI for getting a ticket the first time and not being a woman. Only women get tickets.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

#60 - No need to be sexist.

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KiddNYC1O 20

most, if not all, road encounters I've had were with women and I must say they might as well wear diapers and suck on a pacifier. pretty crazy. the other day I was cut off by an suv in my Mazda 6 and was almost sandwiched between it and the concrete divider in the highway. I had to turn away a little bit, depress my horn and floor the brakes almost hitting the divider anyways! when I pulled up by the driver, she was all nonchalant about it. I nodded my head in disgust the whole way home loll. and no I'm not sexist, I find humor in this with all the women I know

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mfmylifesrsly 29

LOL sorry 50, im taken :P and yeah, my boyfriend almost gets in a lot of wrecks cause women arnt paying attention. im a woman, and i admit, some of us suck as drivers. even i suck XD

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Busterfml 0

$640 for not getting into an accident? I would say MLIG for that. Can you imagine if you hit some kid on a bike cause you were speeding? Count yourself blessed and pay that fine with a smile in your heart!

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KiddNYC1O 20

78- haha I bet. and you gotta admit, that was a hell of an offer by 50. lol

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handhugsftw 0

haha 84, I read the first part of the post and I was like "stupid asshole" :) very convincing! :D

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rohosoccer08 1

84, I can drive, and I have never been in a wreck and know plenty about cars, you can't categorize all women into one category we aren't all the same!

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KiddNYC1O 20

damn 92 it seems as if 84 took up more space than you can handle lol. it says jk at bottom

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rohosoccer08 1

haha wow yeah I'm tired sorry I take it back lol my bad

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boydeee01 7

I hope the judge laughs at you about your second ticket.

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KarateDuck 0

I hope you suck. lol jk :3

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syddyb 0

it's not illegal to drive while on the phone here. Atleast not yet anyway. :)

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the_flirtt 0

wow I'm surprised he didn't give you a brake

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yourbarbiiedoll 0

I'm like "wdf??!?" But then i read the jk , lmaooooo but seriously, i was on the sidewalk, and something told me to walk a different direction so when i turned and walked a little, a woman crashed right where i was standing -.- and then she didn't even say sorry to an old guy who was there, she was just arguing about why he was standing there. lmao smh

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the_flirtt 0

wow that's a funny story

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twinny_sc 13

YDI for being on the phone and driving. Jackass

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Trupe 3

I wonder if the cop was laughing cause you expected him to believe you, or just laughing at your situation.

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iphonejunky 0

YDI OP!! You'd have to be going a LOT faster than the speed limit to get a $300 ticket! Stop being so irresponsible.

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StupidChris123 0

bloody idiot. who answers their phone in the car?

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quent10 0

44 is a pedo hide your babies!

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atticuz 2

SHOULD HAVE USED ALLSTATE

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samantha987 0

YDI you seem to be blaming everyone but yourself

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ladybubah 0

and write all that just to say that you were kidding ?Tonto!

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

dnt tlk on the phone duh!!

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AshDramatiicsxz 2

YEAH , U SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION !

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fatguy805 0

you deserve this so much hahaha

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Pary_Poo 0

Wow!! Just your luck.

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thisisbutaname 38

Luck plays no part here. Bad things happen to him because he's a dumbass

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Macromartyr 3

What's funny, and I just noticed this and had to comment about, these "comment moderated" comments are more pointless than "first"

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^You realize the author of that comment did not write •Comment moderated", yeah?

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InfiltratedMind 0

would have been funny except the spelling error makes it look fake.

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Brittney_E 0

lol, just what i was going to say

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PhillyFox 0

YDI. If you can't multitask, don't do it while driving! Plus you shouldn't be on your phone while driving anyway.

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mlleangelique 3

... Usually I find FML audiences excessively harsh on blaming people, so I'm a little weirded out that - assuming this holds, it's early days yet - people aren't YDIing this one hard. Srsly, talking on the phone whilst driving at a speed fast enough to get a ticket, and not paying attention? What a fucknugget. [Edit: she says, just as the YDIs overtake the previously-hugely-outnumbered FYLs.]

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

11: OP's a Masshole. The FYL option shouldn't even exist on this one.

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russwee 0

YDI for being retarded and not paying attention I hope they take your license away

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