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Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

#19020583 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (4301) - you deserved it (359)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (4994) - you deserved it (758)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML

#18996100 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (1574) - you deserved it (8515)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (7642) - you deserved it (539)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (9274) - you deserved it (822)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML

#18930707 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (6595) - you deserved it (1096)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:58am - money - by INeedMoney - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (6653) - you deserved it (725)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (3196) - you deserved it (8081)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

#18889055 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (8328) - you deserved it (787)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (7697) - you deserved it (1076)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at out local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (6723) - you deserved it (1280)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (22909) - you deserved it (1641)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

#18774568 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (2663) - you deserved it (9883)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)

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