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Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
87 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
59 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

#21447012
63 comments

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On 07/25/2015 at 12:55pm - money - by Again (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

#21443019
78 comments

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On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States

Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML

#21442412
125 comments

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On 07/16/2015 at 2:56am - money - by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke - United States (California)

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

#21432294
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (1733)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

#21430451
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (1978)

On 06/23/2015 at 12:15am - money - by broke bitch - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26163) - you deserved it (11887)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

#21427797
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (2086)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:07pm - money - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

#21426185
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25941) - you deserved it (6067)

On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (4454)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

#21425373
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33694) - you deserved it (1697)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML

#21425187
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (1764)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:56pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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