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Today , someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse,hile walking past he said , "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
113 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty . looool The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding . FML

#21353566
136 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, Roommates Told Me They Want Me To Move Out Of Our Apartment. We Would Have Never Gotten The Apartment Without Credit Score, And Most Of The Furniture Is Mine. FML

#21353380
144 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm - misc - by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I HAD A FRIEND TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW BEING A VEGAN WAS SO GREAT. THEY WERE EATING EGGS. FML

#21353006
94 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

TODAY, MOM ASKED SIBLINGS AN ME 4 ELP CLEANING TE KITCEN. AFTER WORKING 4 A ALF OUR WILE ALL SIBLINGS SAT ON TE COUC, I POINTED OUT TAT I WAS TE ONLY ONE WORKING. MY MOM TANKED SIBLINGS 4 NOT AVING ATTITUDES LYK MINE AN SENT ME TO ROOM. FML

#21352465
90 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY MAH MOTHER CALLED ME , TELLING ME HOW DISAPPOINTED SHE WAS AT HOW I LET MAH ROOM "BECOME SUCH A PIGSTY." I HAVEN'T LIVED THERE IN THREE YERES. FML

#21352213
43 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH DRUNK MOM TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE 4 BEING BORN. FML

#21352091
75 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by sorry :/ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because mah dad was waiting 4 me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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