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TODAY, MOM ASKED SIBLINGS AN ME 4 ELP CLEANING TE KITCEN. AFTER WORKING 4 A ALF OUR WILE ALL SIBLINGS SAT ON TE COUC, I POINTED OUT TAT I WAS TE ONLY ONE WORKING. MY MOM TANKED SIBLINGS 4 NOT AVING ATTITUDES LYK MINE AN SENT ME TO ROOM. FML
Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML
Friday 27 March 2015