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Today, while I was nearing completion on a ridiculously long assignment that was due in a few hours, my drunk roommate stumbled through the living room, tripped over my Ethernet cable, and yanked my laptop to the hardwood floor, breaking it in half. He then vomited upon the halves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/16/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by timewilltell - United States (Michigan)

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Have him evicted.

Or castrated.

Whichever comes first.

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:07pm by MermaidSongXOXO

See in context

+8 | 5

a laptop broke in half ? sounds unlikely.

#8 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:08pm by il0velamp

See in context

+3

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