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Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8036) - you deserved it (39137)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...

#1 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:09am by ANSNIMS

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Once you go big mac you will never go back

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:12am by happypapp12

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