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Today, I noticed a dent in the passenger door of my car. At first I blamed it on the door of another car. Then I remembered that my last passenger hadn't shut the door all the way, and I insisted on "showing him how it's done" by hip-checking the door shut. The dent perfectly fits my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3106) - you deserved it (20850)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by onei8785 (woman) - United States (New York)

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