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Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

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Hmm... sounds very similar to the movie "She's the Man". It was even a soccer injury.

#1 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:24am by c0m4t04st

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a nurse without even a tissue? is that even possible? and a soccer camp always has a first aid kit

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:28am by unfortunate_13

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