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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59810) - you deserved it (1879)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by daRN (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

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Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:31pm by Curtieeeez

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man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this.

That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's fucked up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.

#9 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:37pm by evilwoody

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