By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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Corey122726 17

I feel like the only person wondering just how big the opening on this milk bottle is. I've gone pee in Gatorade bottles and know I don't fit in one of those..... Generally speaking, a milk bottle neck is in comparison to a U.S. quarter. Now add tape on top of that, and you've got your self a one way ticket to the ER. Sorry o.p. Hope your little guy survives with minor cuts and scratches.

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WolliBolli 23

Im guessing he just misunderstood the meaning of getting your dick wet..

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Corey122726 17

#75 not trying to sound conceded at all by saying it doesn't matter..... Still not the slightest chance of fitting.

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crandel 11

Maybe the milk was really cold and it shrank? Either that or he's just not well endowed at all.

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Miss_Moody23 19

Here in Australia, most of our milk bottles have quite large openings. Yes, large enough to fit either an erect or flacid penis.

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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

I just want to know what kind of tape was used. Should we be praying that this poor fellow wasn't a victim of duct tape?

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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False_Stupidity 41

And yet, you managed to say something about not having anything to say...

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Someone sounds thirsty.

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acommonman 23

better inside a bottle than caught in a fan, tbh

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Saltypumpking 12

Looks like someone's been practicing the Cowboy routine in their dreams

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TADspace 30

So THAT'S where the white stuff comes from!

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Mightyrif 23

Exactly why everybody should swallow. It's good for your bones!

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badgercheese94 16

#33, what if they are lactose intolerant?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Why was I looking for this?!?

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