By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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buckdharma 36

You must have been hitting the bottle kinda hard.

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xwingtwo 15

How small is it if it fit inside a bottle?

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mister_icicle 17

Congrats! You've spotted the elusive Australian Milk Snake.

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Dean__Winchester 16

I've heard of BDSM but this is ridiculous. Just one question: how drunk were you last night?

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tnlander 20

Op is about to be milked Iike a dairy cow.

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

"I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out..."

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chill99 15

You must sleep very soundly.

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fsomelife 26

Look on the bright side: you don't have to go to the bathroom the first time or two that you have to pee after waking up with this.

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