By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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thes7274473 19

Do you live alone? This needs a follow up

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Darweesh 10

YOU CANT LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT MAN

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Karlijn22 5

At least you don't need to go to the toilet.. Right?

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Brutal_Machette_fml 9

Seems like somebody did some heavy heavy drinking last night!!

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whatwho 5

I am reminded of a song called "The Drunken Scotsmen"

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