By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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StickyPickles 33

Well that's something you don't see every day

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hjds4n5 12

Hopefully it was still connected to your body though.

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Goblin182 26

I don't know how drunk you have to be for that to happen without your knowledge, but apparently you do.

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agsilver 14

Seems to be a sticky situation you've got there

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vikky538 28

somebody tried to milk you...but how could they do it and you don't know it...you topped my list.

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vikky538 28

btw... you never be able do that milk bottle and penis thing by your self..even if you were to try it...

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VeganDarkLight 31

Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

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nrwl_30 17

Definetely a "WTF" moment! How did you not awaken?

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junkusernamexyz 17

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the next thing he did was untape his penis.

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