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Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

By idontbleedfromthere - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:10 / United States - Indio
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if u have your own room put a bucket of cold water with red food coloring that way when your roommate walks in to do the deed they will fall into that one and when your roommate wakes you up with a loud scream throw a bunch of tampons at him/her!!! and say ha who's bleeding now??? lol Idk....or try super gluing tampons all over his/her stuff?? or go to their room at night at grab some pads mark it with red marker and pour a little bit of coca-cola on then and put the sticky side all over their bed/face/body/room while he/she is asleep.... hehehee

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Dude, read the name "idon'tbleedfromthere", which most likely means that the fuckin tampon was used! how would you feel having a used tampon put in your mouth by your roommate? would you "lighten up"?

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I dont bleed from there states that blood does not come out of her mouth(that kind at least). It never mentions the tampon...I don't know how you got to assuming it was used

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There was a photo in the album titled "The Sleeping Menstrual", I believe. Although the episode did revolve primarily around the photo of his penis in Butter's mouth.

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The dispatch call would be hilarious too. "We've got a Ms. Robinson over on 4th street. Passed away last night. Approximate age is about 21. Cause of death is choking... Choking by... Uh... Er... Well. This is a new one. Choking by tampon. We need a team out there to take a look at the scene."

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