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by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
by Menareidiots / 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, an insane woman followed me and my infant daughter around the supermarket, screeching that… Today, I got home from work to my mom saying "we're going on a family holiday!!" I replied with "oh… Today, on my first day as a home health care provider, I walked into my first clients house to find…