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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML

#21514013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16056) - you deserved it (20155)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm - love - by lonely - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML

#21513961
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22834) - you deserved it (1659)

On 01/11/2016 at 12:21pm - love - by anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML

#21513662
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (1742)

On 01/10/2016 at 6:33pm - love - by CharlieKearney (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

#21513595
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (2227)

On 01/10/2016 at 2:46pm - love - by BURGERT0WN USA - United States (Washington)

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

#21513338
74 comments

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On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

#21513083
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19894) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/09/2016 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23580) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

#21512889
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11423) - you deserved it (19123)

On 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm - love - by hatemylifelol - United States (Michigan)

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with "When I win the lottery..." FML

#21512844
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18832) - you deserved it (8757)

On 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

#21511782
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (1423)

On 01/05/2016 at 1:49pm - love - by vanilla_blossom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

#21511346
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20693) - you deserved it (1758)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Years party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML

#21510574
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you deserved it (1575)

On 01/02/2016 at 10:57am - love - by anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

#21510303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20461) - you deserved it (3053)

On 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm - love - by no love - United States



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