FMyLife
Get the guts to spill the beans
Click here to watch FML in live!
Advanced search - last

Home

-

Top FMLs

-

Random FML

-

FAQ

-

Applications

-

Team’s blog

-

FML Store

-

Submit your FML

-

Moderate the FMLs

Submit your FML story


Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, "Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean." He replied by saying, "Your eyes are so brown... like my shit". FML

#921593 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (65552) - you totally deserved it (11121)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:06am - love - by s3rp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Sign up for more!
Share on Facebook
ReTweet

More FMLs?

suckstobeme's life also sucks

hammylove also deserved it

Comments

This comment has been moderated.

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:47am by imgangstayo420

lol

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:49am by ElzhiPreface

lol.
you get #1 and all you say is lol?? lol
anyway yeah that's phucked up
sorry ur eyes remind him of his shit

#207 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:30pm by fredwillkill

That's funny. But the whole, "your eyes are as blue as the ocean" thing is corny.

#3 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:54am by kandy

Then he probably wants you to GTFO, sorry. ):

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:54am by kristenlee

shitting is what we guys do most.
that means he thinks of you alot ;)

#5 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:55am by Zigster94

Lol.

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:55am by FMLion

hahahaha!!! that is the best thing i've read all day. hopefully it was meant as a joke, because i think it's great when a guy has a sense of humor. ps. lolz at #5.

#7 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:00pm by backseatfever

Wow.... There's a keeper. :\

#8 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:01pm by Lunie

That's what you get for being so fucking cheesey.

#9 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:02pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

hah im gonna use that sometime.

#10 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:04pm by Shadydeals

CORNY! but i like corny. He either thought you were joking and was joking back or.... he really doesn't like you.... in which case FYL because that was just not nice. ;3

#11 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:05pm by Kitten125

hahahahah that sucks. at least now you know when he's looking into your eyes he's thinking about his shit.

#12 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:09pm by f_ckkl_fe

Well, was he lying?

#13 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:10pm by MHGiantsFan

This comment has been moderated.

#14 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:15pm by Stay_beautiful

You could have had green eyes like his shit... look on the bright side.

#15 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:16pm by GabriLee

His thought process was probably something like , "She's being so corny...I saw corn in my shit earlier...I'm gonna tell this chick she reminds me of my shit".

#16 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:16pm by Jaywin

or, #12, the reverse of that. When he shits he will think of you :)

#17 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:17pm by LLsuperfly

It's a joke, honey. Heck, I have brown eyes and I make a joke myself about them being the colour of poo. You know it's true!

#18 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:22pm by ammali

at least he was wearing a brown shirt, that simile could have had a different ending.

#19 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:22pm by NotAwesome

You should've responded that his balls would match his eyes pretty soon if he didn't come up with an expedient apology.

#20 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:25pm by QueenLackhead

Well,someone once told me that "my eyes were the colour of dirt",but he was seriously complimenting me...
I think it's good that he feels comfortable enough to joke around you!

#21 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:25pm by unibrowicorn

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :D

#22 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:34pm by Endymion

hes a keeper...

#23 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:41pm by imabigloser12

It's a joke, it must be a joke. We guys sometimes have an extraterrestrial sense of humor and when we feel good with someone we just take for granted that they would understand it is no offense.

Anyway, tasteless joke aside, that was an awesome and funny retort and your life is definitely fucked.

#24 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:42pm by proudstub

thats pretty good for a guy.

#25 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:43pm by mac

... i'm pretty sure this is a duplicate. if so, it's the third one today. disappointing :(

#26 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:46pm by serious1y

Ew, ew, ew, oh my god D:

#27 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:47pm by takeyb0y2

YDI just for using that line, honestly now.

#28 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:48pm by Raven

He's such a poet!

#29 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:56pm by lonewing

sounds charming. but you had it coming for being so corny.

#30 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:58pm by hockeygirl202

ive made jokes about brown eyes being the colour of poo before too!! LOL its nothing personal my friends juss had a laugh about it (most of us have brown eyes)

#31 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:02pm by cookieinc

This FML has been posted like 3 times, except the descriptor used by the guy changes. Nevertheless, it's always "insulting". Looks like you women really know how to pick 'em. Idiots. Stop POSTING! lol

#32 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:03pm by Tomboy

A dude that insensitive ain't worth your time.

#33 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:04pm by PonTiFeX

LOL! C:

he was probably kidding, dont sweat it xP

#34 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:07pm by lolwhat

haha 19.....read it again

LOL 16!!

#35 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:14pm by choppedNskrewed

#!6 ROFL :D
You're probably right :)

#36 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:25pm by scateice

HAHAHA

#37 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:27pm by bunnygirl

omg HAHAHA.
I think he wanted to make fun of what you said but the joke was over the top :/

#38 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:28pm by acertijo

Number 20 made my day.

#39 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:31pm by GloomySkyz

Lmfaoo,if he was kidding then id stick wit him cause he got good sense of humor :]


If not,he's still funny.

#40 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:32pm by bella_brasil

HAHAHHAAHA...I can't stop laughing.

#41 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:38pm by SilentGround

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

#42 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:39pm by lolatyouhaha

I could have sworn I heard that before.... either that, or I just experienced de ja vu on FML.

#43 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:39pm by Blind_Ninja

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FYL but that is such a funny expression. lol

#44 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:48pm by Tourettes_Guy

wow mean guy

#45 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:18pm by justdance45

even if the guy thought it was corny, the joke was in poor taste. no matter how cliche the expression, the girl seems to have meant it, so he shouldn't have mocked her feelings (or her powers of expression)

#46 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:19pm by an_account

Roflmao @ #5

#47 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:24pm by idkxd13

He must really have big balls to say that straight off.

#48 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:27pm by IMz0r

well, you deserved it for being so corny. anyway, he was probably joking

#49 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:27pm by skyspring

Kinda funny. I'm sure he was joking rather than meaning you to take offense. There's not a lot of romantic things that are coloured brown.

#14 - Just because your bfs might like you to keep your mouth shut, it's more likely there's a good reason in that case, rather than it being a rule for all relationships.

#50 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:28pm by mobius8

ew this is the guy you like. NICE.

#51 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:32pm by heynow09

Lol. Well you have to admit, after such a corny complement, you shouldn't have been expecting Shakespeare.

#52 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:33pm by SPQR

I think what you said is funnier than what he did, lol.

#53 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:33pm by teadaze

what a dick.

#54 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:34pm by breaksprinter_

i love it ;)

#55 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:36pm by jardinteylor

#15 is one of the funniest things I've read. Shame on all of you for not giving that dude some props.

#56 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:39pm by officerpat

I'm sorry but that's hilarious. Shitting is probably one of the top five things guys can't live up there with food and sex so it's all good :) :)

#57 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:50pm by Q1

At least it was a compliment. Learn how to take compliments.

Also, YDI for being corny.

#58 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:52pm by teh_ass

Sounds like a winner!

#59 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:55pm by dinosareawesome

aww its okay haha

#60 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:56pm by bubbles09y0

Classy.

#61 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:59pm by BeyondAwkward

YDI for using a cheesy cliche.

No, I'm not kidding.

#62 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:00pm by RNCftw

number twenty was great :]

#63 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:01pm by nonayyme

what a dick.

#64 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:03pm by breaksprinter_

Eh, that was a corny cliche, but he really should've come up with a better phrase.
don't worry, my eyes are brown too xP

#65 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:04pm by PaperxHearts_xox

well he sounds like a real keeper...

#66 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:04pm by vaevictis45

really? how many people have used the ocean line before?
he's just being a little more creative then you are. no big d.

#67 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:13pm by effyourlife_

That was pretty fucking funny...seriously, I lol'd.

#68 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:15pm by alapishi

That didn't happen. I don't believe you for a second.

#69 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:21pm by libertyprime

guys are jerks sometimes...but they are funny jerks XD XD

#70 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:27pm by MissOtaku

you need an upgrade. dump that asshole.

#71 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:32pm by pencilmustache

aahahahahha!!!!

#73 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:43pm by bitchie

YDI for using a corny line, and poop is hilarious so their for that guy is also hilarious

#74 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:43pm by bananahammock

And they say romance is dead.

#75 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:49pm by Bobskoo

What the? There have been so many BF/GF eye compliment FML's lately. At first it was the one where the guy said his GF's eyes reminded him of a dog with different colored eyes, second was the one where the guy said his GF's eyes help her face, and now this!

Either this is shenanigans or guys are getting worse at compliments!

#76 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:59pm by goodnightgracie

ahahaha...i laughed at this one for a good amount of time. Anyway, at least you have a boyfriend with a good sense of humor.

#77 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:27pm by curryndricegirll

Iv actually said this before....

#78 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:33pm by mosheva

That man has his way with words! What a keeper!

#79 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:41pm by Audio828

That's fucking horrible, I can't believe people think that's funny. How could you ever say something like that to your girlfriend? Fucking amazing.

#81 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:54pm by Vinatierri

that's not a FML. it's a joke
get over it

#82 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:55pm by eschreib

such a poetic guy he is lol.

#83 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:00pm by meddude

LMAO! way to set the mood!

#84 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:05pm by dang

LMAO at #5.

#85 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:09pm by lol_everyday

I almost died at #16's comment.

#86 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:14pm by Leoplum

That's why I hate my brown eyes... there's just no complimenting them, ever.

#87 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:18pm by itsTiffany

yeahh, that's no FML. that's just adorable.
and #16? you're fantastic.

#88 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:28pm by skylitxrock

Lol, half the fucking FMLS are women getting uptight over jokes.
It's what's wrong with modern society =[

#89 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:39pm by Lambshanks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

#90 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm by effthis

Lolz. How romantic.

#91 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:59pm by AnnaSeptic

i agree with #91 haha.

#92 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:02pm by SarahBabyCakes05

sounds exactly like the pickup line from my friends iphone it goes " your eyes are as blue as my toilet water, then if they're brown you say your eyes are as brown as my shit"

#93 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:08pm by MTizzle_lol_FML

That was incredibly corny of you.
And brown eyes just aren't that pretty. xD
I hate mine, I wish they were a pretty green.

#94 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:08pm by _mcs_

LOL! Thats hilarious, that really is.

#95 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:22pm by LMFAOsabrina

Oh come on, it was funny. That's like:

"You are so full of shit!"
"I know it, that's why I have these big beautiful brown eyes. :) "

#96 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:24pm by McLaughlane

I'd say that same thing if a guy said something THAT corny.
It made me laugh, though.

#97 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:26pm by DefyingGravity

HAHAHAHAHA thats wicked funny...but yeah to guys taking a dump is an enjoyable experience, right up there with getting head...maybe hes shooting for a blumpkin?

#99 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:43pm by king15

once, when i was little,
my aunt told me "you're so full of shit your eyes are brown!"
i know how you feel hahaha.

#100 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:54pm by sLap

your "eyes as blue as the ocean" was freakinn corny.. so he said something as equally laughable.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Dnt feel bad babe he's a KeePer.. #5 LoL

#101 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:00pm by iebabe

hahaahha XD

#102 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:06pm by karissaaa

what are you upset about? that's not that bad- and it doesn't mean that he's a bad guy either.

#103 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:09pm by hannahgilb

ahahah lmfaoo i actually had to lough out loud at that one!
maybe he actually meant it in a good way.. you know guys.. they don't always seem to know what the right thing to say is lol

#104 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:11pm by summertimeblues

That is fuckin hilarious

#105 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:18pm by Turn1211

YDI for setting up his joke.

#106 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:22pm by MoobyTheCow

LOL!!!!!!!!!

#107 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:24pm by jessxoxo28

Understand that's a compliment. A man's shit is like a child to him

#108 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:46pm by Mok

LMAO, WOW. Go him :D

#109 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:20pm by Ric3ball

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thats pretty much the funniest thing ive heard all day
my boyfriend has brown eyes hahaha im going to use that line on him one day haha
anyways that sucks for you but geez im pretty sure the guy was just joking so dont fret over it

#110 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:27pm by akeep5

i am more cringing that you popped the old 'blue like the ocean' line.......
lameo

#111 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:33pm by kate08

romantic!! lol

#112 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:34pm by shoegal808

LMFAO.
omg, one of my new favorites.

#113 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:44pm by tjdgafplz

I hope you laughed cause that is hilarious.

#114 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:57pm by eternalwait

omg atleast he has a sense of humor, eh?
i hope.

#115 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:16pm by DanceLikeThis

lmfao! thats kinda funny.specially cause i know a guy who would possibly say that >_< hes weird xD

#116 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:26pm by LaTuaCantante

dump him.

#117 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:31pm by WellThatSuckz

Hey.. why are people getting offended? If a log is the brown color of eyes, then that means it is a perfectly healthy and digested piece of poo. Compare it to "Your eyes are green like my loads" - that is worse. At least he is comparing you to good poop.

#118 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:43pm by Simon331

omg ass hole!! geezee

#119 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:05pm by RachBearr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Way to kill the corniness! But yeah, FYL.

#120 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:05pm by Mnemo

wow. definitely the best FML in a long time

#121 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:27pm by ejvlols

Hahahaha that is awesome. He is a keeper.

I'm so glad I have green eyes, so then I can tell other people that they are so full of shit that their eyes are brown. haha.

But really, what is something sexy that is brown? Chocolate?

#122 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:29pm by 420hiadventurer

Ew... Just ew. T_T He doesn't sound like someone worth liking, honestly. I mean that's just disgusting! And chocolate and walnuts and hot Latino guys are brown!

#123 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:34pm by starburst_boy

Oh my goodness. That same damn thing happened to me when I was giving my guy a lap dance!

#124 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:43pm by Pretty_fly_for_a

LMFAO .

#125 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:10pm by dammn

What a gentleman...

#126 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:16pm by 4lives

Keeper

end of story

#127 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:18pm by genius_man16

Hahaha I'm sorry that's hilarious.
That was really cheesy to say.
But he should have said "like chocolate"

#128 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:18pm by drinkupgorgeous

lmfao omg win

#129 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:47pm by TaylSpin

First this isn't your bf, fiance, or even husband. This is some random guy you like getting a free cuddle from you.

Too much too fast.

#130 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:10am by idku

well, what CAN you tell a girl her eyes are like when they're brown?

#131 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:12am by blueworld

Well, what CAN you tell a girl her eyes are like when they're brown?

#132 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:12am by blueworld

ROFL.

#133 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:43am by troubledshampoo

LOLLL.

#134 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:58am by pumpkiin

LMFAO.

#135 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:04am by CeltricShock

LMAOO.

#136 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:08am by CeltricShock

i rofled.

#137 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:15am by insanechinaman

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I JUST DIED LAUGHING

#138 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:37am by hahababy

YDI for telling him something as cheesy as his eyes being blue like the ocean.

#139 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:44am by MHB8321

LOL! Well hey, maybe he couldn't think of anything to associate anything with the color brown, and shit was the first thing that came to mind.

#140 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:46am by jshen

Hahahaha because you were corny, like his shits.... hahahahahaha

#141 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:52am by OdinsRaven

Brown eyes are often beautiful. Besides, he insulted the color brown, not your eyes.

#142 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:20am by walrys

Clean your eyes out when you wake up.

#143 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:20am by THIS_FML_SUCKS

Ruuuuuun.

#144 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:35am by FoundManyLemons

I've always found brown eyes irresistible.

"Your eyes are such a deep brown - like they hold a million mysteries"

"Your eyes are so brown - like I'm drowning in the world's most addictive chocolate"

"Your eyes are so brown - like that wonderful, warm half-light by the fire when it's night and snowing outside."

"Your eyes are so brown - like chocolate and caramel treats at Christmas."

"Your eyes are so intoxicatingly brown - dark and mysterious, yet glowing with warmth."

... And at the risk of being a little bit corny: "What's the best way to drown? - In your velvety-brown eyes."

#145 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:24am by tipple

I once had the EXACT same exhange with a girlfriend. I thought it was hilarious

#146 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:29am by R_Wing

LOL. that was awesome.

#147 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:03am by ILIEKGIRLS

lolz #23 so true

lolz #24 im not a guy but i guess that makes sense lolz

wow that guy u were snuggling with... real insightful...

#148 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:36am by hawky_06

A...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Thats hilarious, i'm gonna use that if i ever get the chance

Much lulz, cheers for cheering up my day!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

#149 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:09am by Graham1

and they say the language of love is dead... psh!

#150 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:10am by DankJemo

Ummm...well, I'm torn here. YDI for using a stupid cheesy line like that. FYL because that's an awful thing to say. Ugh, and disgusting. I don't want my eyes compared to feces, thanks. He's either trying to send you a message or is really just that ignorant and insensitive.

#151 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:54am by audiogasmic

LOL! Oh wow that's a burn...Sorry. Heh it's fine Boys say stupid shit all the time... =D!

#152 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:47am by Rawrokinzz

I've read this one before,
except it said "your eyes are brown, like a dog" .

#153 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:06am by monzie94

lmao, that made me giggle.

this one guy told me my eyes were so dark, it was like an abyss.


I kept that.

#154 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:55am by evilteriyaki301

thats just creepy :\

#155 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:56am by rf6mohawk

I really don't see why this is funny. Most FML I get a smile, but this one didn't even get one. How the fuck was this voted to be posted? Potty humor was 3rd grade, guys.

#156 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:21pm by SpammityCalamity

#145 it was probably you! LOL
THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

#157 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:41pm by N0Luck

bahaha! that sucks, but it's kinda funny lol

#158 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:32pm by LavaMonster

The man has a way with words. Clearly a keeper.

#159 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:21pm by Banthestrandland

Lol. Isn't that something you should expect to be said? I mean, he is a guy.

#160 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:51pm by iammeanttolive

LOL, that's not odd at all

#161 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:51pm by Nandian90

i think he was just trying to be funny

#162 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:00pm by just_a_teen_girl

That was just fucking funny.

#163 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:20pm by BusterWolfXI

hahaha i had the same thing happen to me! dont take it personally boys just find poop and farts funny!

#164 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:25pm by thisissostupid

Don't Worry. Be Happy. :)

#165 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:23pm by Kammezh

well, at least you know he's thinking of you every time he takes a shit.

#166 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:33pm by Liliith

HAHAHAHAHA thats so funny I would have laughed hysterically. plus he broke the awkwardness of your comment which was really really cheesy (cute, but...)

#167 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:14am by m0nicam0nster

lol @ 166

#168 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:43am by imhawaiian

yeah guys are totally all about the pooping....my ex boyfriend calls me everytime he poops cause he says he thinks of me...its a dude thing lol

#169 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:54am by vampire_cupcake

I agree with 50 and 90... He was making a joke, and in a quick decision like that, I wouldn't have been able to think of anythingromantic colored brown, OK, but maybe chocolate. But, as a guy, I find that hilarious, I'm not sure about a girl, but with the small amount of time to think of something else to say, he said what he thought was funny. Also... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry (I really am)

#170 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:44pm by yitzyhh

rofl

#171 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:27pm by ohaiisup

Oh god what an ass, i hope you dont like him anymore!

#172 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:56pm by godhelpme92

LMFAO!!!!!

#173 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:56pm by mynameizanthony

My favorite FML by farrrrrrr

#174 - On 04/14/2009 at 11:18pm by MissWillyB

this is teh WIN xD

favorited

#175 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:16am by vaenanoreodrevln

You know, this is something my boyfriend would say to me. Granted, we've been together over a year and it would be a joke...

Either way, this has been our little laugh for the past few days.

Absolute win.

#176 - On 04/15/2009 at 1:58pm by chubbybunny

hahaha, fucking cheesy (:

#178 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:27pm by hockeyhuneex15

ROFL

#179 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:39pm by jbec0507

He's a regular Romeo.

#180 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:58pm by Dreamlite

psh, smack him a little bit and go back to cuddling. :)

#181 - On 04/16/2009 at 2:58am by 6124C3

i feel like you made this FML up; because really, what guy is that retarded to say that? like... wtf!?

#182 - On 04/16/2009 at 12:41pm by sims224

He was just being cheesy back.

I'm sorry but if I had brown eyes and
my boyfriend said that to me I would
have to laugh.

#183 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:23pm by 0hh_snap

what a catch, he's so romantic

#184 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:01pm by demonpossessed

At least he tried?

#185 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:10pm by dance123

FAIL at being romantic on his part.

#186 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:53pm by IllegalLight

#182

I would totally say this given the opportunity. That story is worth loosing a could-be relationship. This guy is awesome.

#187 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:57am by CallMeSinbad

Sounds like you picked up a real Shakespeare.

#188 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:43pm by Chromefox

Hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahhaaha. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

#189 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am by Scorponok

hahhahah. that's happened to me, i was like, uh. thaaaanks. lmao

#190 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:38pm by jessica21194

LOOKS LIKE HE DESERVES A FALCO PUNCH

#191 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:35am by stevenpicachu

This is where he recites Shakespeare's "my mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun," thus confirming that you found a true poet.

#192 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:40pm by lollipoplobotomy

That's stupid on his part.

Your one liner was good.

#193 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:30pm by 24788

awwwwwwwwww it sucks
it spoils the mood.

#194 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:59am by sirenalu

what a catch

#195 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:40pm by tallahaseegirl

haha... me and my boyfriend did the opposite... he said you're eyes are blue like the sky and I'm like your eyes are brown .. kinda like mudd... I felt so bad after...

#196 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:49pm by cheapshoes13

Lol at #5, I was gonna say the exact same thing.
Also, I did the exact same thing to a chick. She laughed and kissed me :P

#197 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:15pm by Mohamed612

he's just an average dude, my boyfriend would likely say the same if i had brown eyes

#198 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:30pm by fp_nbl

Lol That was so rude but yet funny =P
Bad hit

#199 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:52pm by itzsolx3

...
I would NEVER say that to a girl with brown eyes. I'd say dark like beautiful midnight :) It's corny but seriously. Few precious things are brown

#200 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:09pm by emodude44

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3323607/Blue-eyes-result-of-ancient-genetic-mutation.html

Shit, my ass!

#201 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:21am by CandyLolita

Wow your a loser

#202 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:49am by noya_5454

bahahahahahahaha!

#203 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:31am by Pooky

OMGGGGGG. I know the girl who wrote this XD. She goes to school with me. ;)
This is so funny serp.

#204 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:42pm by britneyf

I know some guys that are proud of their shit? Maybe he is one of them.. haha. still rude.

#205 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:48am by Yang_yang

I got shit brown eyes too its AIght(:

#206 - On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am by Cuban

#19 GENIUS!!!

#208 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:41am by TibAtSchool

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry but that's hilarious. Theres just too many things to laugh at here... that does kinda suck though

#209 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:19pm by _musical_addict_

Lmao I always say the same thing to my girlfriend, when she says im in love with your eyes.
And I say I love the shit marks on your face
but she knows im jk

#210 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:45pm by DRIVEN2MANY

HAHAHAHA!! Legand!

#211 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:10am by tamieka93

rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!!!! BAH HA HA HA Ha HA !!!!!!!!! FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#212 - On 08/18/2009 at 5:05am by monkey_boy984

YDI for using such corny lines.

#213 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:12pm by BLiNdZoRz

ROFLMAO!!! This post is one of the rare posts that I actually read and burst out laughing!!

#214 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:04am by fmlfreshie

omfg, best laugh i had today :) hope he wasn't serious lol

#215 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:20am by Wupie

This made my day Thank you so much!!!!!!

#216 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:43am by Choppybros90

YDI for using a horrible line.
xD

#217 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:19pm by KaiXtc

Learn to take a joke. That's my advice to you :)

#218 - On 12/13/2009 at 3:12pm by lissn

Goea

#219 - On 12/29/2009 at 8:39pm by baybe143

atleast he has a sense of humour. that's freakin hilarious. I'm going to use that.

#220 - On 01/10/2010 at 4:16am by Angejolie

He's a keeper.

#221 - On 02/11/2010 at 5:02am by doctorzombie7

he's the one with the genetic mutation.

#222 - On 02/26/2010 at 9:23pm by Haileykins

hahaha that's amazing

#223 - On 03/02/2010 at 1:00am by kararo87

lol that is something i would say. but after i would say im joking

#224 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:29am by Zizumia

Add a comment

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!


Your account
Sign up - Password?

Team's blog

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2010 by

Maxime VALETTE

Guillaume PASSAGLIA

Didier GUEDJ

Contact us (e-mail)

Terms of use