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Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48241) - you deserved it (3857)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

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Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:04pm by txgirl09

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You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up.

Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned).

You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight.

In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run.

DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

#11 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:12pm by FerrariCake

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