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Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML


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On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

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I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:45pm by cndrow

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Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:25am by 0___0

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