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Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

#476 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (17830) - you deserved it (2242)

On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

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