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Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:45pm by cndrow

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I don't bother my husband when he's watching TV. When um watching something he starts doing baby talk and touching me or telling me stories. It's so annoying especially because he's only doing it for attention. Married women need relaxation time too. While she should have expressed herself better, she is definitely not a 'frigid bitch'.

#26 - On 08/17/2010 at 12:12am by clairdnj

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