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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 September 2011 06:35 / United States
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OP said "a couple days ago" and if you are going to "formally introduce" your girlfriend to your parents, you can safely assume they have been dating more than a few days

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@#346 How are you going to get married if you're always cheating? A marriage is built on love and trust. If you're basically saying a girlfriend doesn't mean anything you'll never have either and never get married.

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@346 words cant express how stupid you are. honestly, i wouldnt be surprised if it took you 8 hours to find where the reply button was. the fact that you even posted that message is a testament to the advances in teaching the mentally handicapped. tell your case worker i said congratulations on a job well done.

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"Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my Parents. My Dad decided to "apologize" for seeing me cheat on her in my bedroom. Now my Sex life is Ruined and She never wants to speak to me again. Thanks Dad. FML" Op is a douchebag. >:(

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Exactly it pisses me off when idiots like this get away with it. I Think that OP totally deserved it, if your in a relationship that you don't like anymore for some reason end it don't cheat it is hurtful and if my friend had a bf that tried to seduce me or Sometin I would tell every girl I know and screw him (not as in the sexually kind but disable from ever having sex with another girl in town)

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Agreed. This is such a YDI and OP can't recognize that fact....what are we becoming that some of us really can't see anything wrong with this? Fuck our lives!

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307 - No, I've seen 1047 thumbs up on the first comment of that FML of what op's grandpa would do if he was president. But this comment with over 800 thumbs up is close.

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You don't formally introduce a girl to your parents unless you have been together for a little while. Obviously he was cheating or it wouldn't be a fml. If he wasn't cheating it would have said something like "Today, I introduced my new gf of a few days to my parents. My father quickly apologized for walking in on us while we had sex...it was another girl just before we started dating. FML"

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I never understood why people get involved in a relationship but then decide to cheat. If you decide to take that next step and commit to being monogamous then you should ONLY be with them. Unless you two decide to make it an open relationship. If a person isn't ready to commit to being in a relationship and just wants to sleep around then don't fucking commit to one. By all means there's nothing wrong with just hooking up with people, as long as its mutual and there is no foul play. Anyone whoever cheats garners no sympathy in my book. If you aren't getting what you want out of that relationship then COMMUNICATE. If you still aren't getting what you want (within reason) out of the relationship, after trying to work it out then end the relationship by politely explaining its not working out for you and move on. The way the OP words this, he clearly believes cheating is okay just as long as he doesn't get caught. YDDI (You definitely deserve it)

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If I cheated I'd break down an tell my boyfriend. Thats just how I am. I don't like keeping things like that. A guy sent me really sexual texts and I didn't know how to stop it...I told my (at the time) bf all about the texts and how I didn't do anything back but I felt guilty for not stopping it. It was just awkward.

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Nice guys generally don't take the chance and put themselves out there for us nice girls to see! Bad guys do and that's why girls tend to go for them. Lucky my nice guy took his chance on me :-D

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#58 love your icon. And totally agree with #9. I think people that cheat in a relationship are the worst in the world. my first bf cheated on me with an unattractive underage girl. on our one "monthaversary" then dumped me via text the next morning. almost made me completely give up on guys at that point.

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