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Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31199) - you deserved it (6430)

On 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default

#1 - On 02/24/2013 at 4:02am by Codezlol

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Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"

#2 - On 02/24/2013 at 4:03am by alstbv12

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