Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
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Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my husband kicked me out because I told him I'm having an abortion. He just doesn't understand that with the way our country is right now, and how bad the economy is, it's just not a good idea to have kids at the present time. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML
Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
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Codezlol 21
I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default
alstbv12 13
Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"
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Comments (201)
Codezlol 21
I know there's two sides to every story, but him doing that to his pregger girlfriend makes him a douchbag by default
Sakura13_fml 11
Yeah, pretty much, you'd hope the boyfriend would have the maturity to overlook their issues at least to the point of not throwing her out on the streets.
YepThatsMeee 23
Well what do we know... maybe it's not even his baby.
vadaaa 11
18- and so throwing a pregnant woman out into the streets is okay.
iAlissa 34
So she called him a name. She's having hormonal issues with the pregnancy, like any healthy pregnant woman should. So he thinks it's okay to abandon not only her in her time of need, but also the unborn child. Classy. You deserve better OP
Sandman366 6
Restraining order probably means there's a lot were not hearing, but never know....
dreamer9614 3
74-or it means he's an overreacting douche...
YepThatsMeee 23
74 - exactly. I somehow find it hard to believe a guy would get a restraining order JUST because his gf called him an asshole once. The only thing we know about the girl is that she had time to FML just after her bf kicked her out :-P
rogerdodgeroz 4
Yea well what ever the omitted facts may be 1000 miles sounds about the distance you'd want to be away from anyone one willing to put you In this sich.
MoeT8979 8
Whatever, girls do what they want, hit guys call em every name in the book. Then look offended when **** comes out. There is ALWAYS a way to validate a females actions (hormones, period,) stfu
tjv3 10
Wow . Maybe it's for the best OP he sounds unstable to say the least
hoshimi2012 8
I agree that he shouldn't have kicked his pregnant girlfriend out however she could've done more to him than just call him an asshole. Some women are complete bitches whether they're pregnant or not (I myself can be a complete bitch at times). In my opinion they are both in the wrong. Him for kicking her out and her for doing whatever else she might have done to piss him off.
thatsucks4you 7
I just find it funny that she is FMLing this. But she deserves it for having a baby with a guy like this anyways. Like that quote, "Don't marry man unless you'd be proud to have son like him." Or daughter too, because I act a lot like my dad!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
She's not married to him, and I am pretty sure she's not about to marry him. Many people have babies out of wedlock, for many reasons birth control failed, failure to use birth control are two reasons. Just because she's having his kid doesn't mean she deserves this fml.
Mahtari 19
People shouldn't be boning if they're immature *****. They're only adding to the autism in the world.
jessaiee 17
Well he does sound like an asshole.
alstbv12 13
Sounds like he deserved much worse than "asshole"
iAlissa 34
Try cocksuckingmcfagatrondicklickingfuckbucket.
xblair 11
Why do guys like that can be able to breed -_-
X_Codes 11
@86 - I ask the same about you. Guys like this can breed because some women don't discriminate when it comes to picking boyfriends.
sens3sfailing 24
why can you no english?
coversquirrel 8
Completely random, but am I the only one who gets annoyed when people write stuff like "16 weeks" instead of just "4 months" it's so much easier to write... And read..
Rox22_fml 13
169 majority of medical personnel refer to a pregnancy in weeks not months, it makes it easier to work out the timeline
lifeisgood_03 8
what an asshole..
soja_fml 18
Yeah she knows that...
HeartOfLead 24
And coward, in my opinion.
mackdeezy 22
You were only stating the obvious
zandalee 19
Phone your parents ASAP & leave him. No one but a true asshole would treat a pregnant lady like that. At least he has shown his true colors now.
Barbelo 3
These so called "Assholes" were once babies carried by a woman who was pregnant. Mind blowing, is it not?
dogpup4 23
What's your point, #24? You sound condescending even though you're not even saying anything.
skyeyez9 24
Well, his parents are also assholes for their epic parenting fail of never teaching their grown son how to treat other people with kindness.
EggsinaBasket 9
what?! obviously this one moment doesn't define his life or who he is. I know plenty of nice people who once they go over the top they are one of the meanest people I know. For all we know, "asshole" might not have been the only thing OP called him.
natsaysheyyy 16
It would have been better if he would've shown his colors seventeen weeks ago.
keverdeen 14
I would just leave, if he snaps over little things like that its really unhealthy
kawaiisakura 12
She doesn't have much choice to leave if he's threatening a restraining order...
HeartOfLead 24
I agree, in a way, he did you a favor.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I think they mean just leave and move on, which may be the best. Once he calms down he may try talking to her again and convince her to come back and blah blah blah. Unhealthy relationships tend to repeat this way.
fischerxx 10
Holy hormones batman!!!
MEM0817 18
Holy hormones? Pretty sure you got the story backwards there...
Ryan8878 21
What's backwards is that we take this story at face value. People are so sure of OP's innocence here? Threatening a restraining order for simply being called a name? Such BS. More obviously went down between these two.
cradle6 13
Thank you 52. I feel like OP's boyfriend would tell a completely different story. Maybe a couple careful omissions were made for this story...
MEM0817 18
I get what you guys are saying and you're more than likely completely right. I, however, have experienced something like this (not pregnant) with an ex (who is bipolar) He would flip his shit, take all my money, keys and phone and kick me out of OUR house. Over dumb shit. So you just never know. That could be the actual gist of the story, or it could be more.
karlcolt45 19
if you start walking now, you'll get home just in time to have your baby and still have killer calf muscles
HeartOfLead 24
You made my day...
lishajoy777 14
Who does that? wait.. what did you do?
countryrose92 23
I'm sure she did more than just call him an asshole. Either way she needs to call parents and ask for help.
EpicSquishii 21
Couple things here: 1. He kicked you out essentially with no place to go, right? Where the **** are you where you can comfortably post FML stories? Priorities. 2. Assuming this is true, I'm not one to condone calling names, but to each their own. You being pregnant doesn't exactly excuse your behavior, but it definitely SHOULD give any significant other pause before tossing you out on your ass. You could easily have been assaulted. All in all it sounds like a completely unhealthy situation that you should check yourself out of immediately. You're toxic for each other and any baby deserves to be raised in a way healthier environment than you two could provide.
cocacola999 27
She's bound to have some friends or acquaintances who can put her for up for a few days. Or she's in a hotel. I find it unlikely that she literally wound up on the street, but that doesn't make his behaviour any more acceptable. And, sadly people sometimes say hurtful things to each other. We don't even know what prompted her to call him an asshole. Him reacting this way was definitely uncalled for.
EpicSquishii 21
That might be true, I'm definitely hoping that's the case. It's really worrisome to think of someone stranded like that with her condition. Working in DV shelters since I was 17, I've seen it all too often where pregnant women were either hurt or thrown out without a soul to turn to. I really hope that she just stays away and has friends go get her things for her.
white16sox 19
Being pregnant doesn't excuse her behavior? Have you never heard of hormones? Or ever lived with a pregnant woman?
EpicSquishii 21
It doesn't. Hormones and discomfort do not excuse being disrespectful and calling names. You don't get a free pass at hurting your loved ones just because you're going through shit
toblasc0sauce 5
Why are people thumbs-downing this girl? She has a point.
capnbzarr 43
@20, how can you admit we *don't know why* he called her an asshole in one sentence, than call his reaction "definitely uncalled for" in the next sentence? The only logical conclusion is that you believe there is absolutely no such thing as a pregnant woman who is also an asshole--which is patently ridiculous.
misunderstood94 15
That doesn't give him an accuse to kick his PREGNANT girlfriend out of THEIR place.... If he was that mad he should have left for a few hours.
wlddog 14
14 I find myself agreeing with you more and more often. You may replace the coveted Noor soon. Ignore the idiots that thumbed you down. Your comment was logical and based on reality. Too many people stick around in bad situations, and then want to blame others.