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Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (12431)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:26am - love - by TallGal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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That's too bad I can't believe people tell tall tales like that

#2 - On 09/14/2012 at 9:59am by Helloilike_lacro

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I see Tom Cruise is back on the dating circuit.

#7 - On 09/14/2012 at 10:00am by RaggleFrock

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