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Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

By Badab1ng / Thursday 24 November 2011 06:52 / United States
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By  docscientist  |  9

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

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  forthepainx3  |  0

how is there a good way of being used?

By  emjayprice  |  0

at least she's honest and didn't make a scene.

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  Xx_Dakota_xX  |  1

Excellent point 4 if that happen to me I'd prob be like bitch *back hand* and leave

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  thatssomeBS  |  9

No no no 45, he said he would backhand her, which is purely correction. It isn't abuse until the open palm or fist is used. (Ps: If you think this is my actual beliefs, you need to grow up, get over yourself, and gain a friggin sense of humor. Thank you.)

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  emjayprice  |  0

sorry for trying to make sure all of these socially inept fourteen year olds who smoke weed and "get laid" understand the English language with some simple wording. maybe you should leave others alone and get your hand out of your ass before someone shoves a spiked baseball bat up there for being a complete douche.

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  Drummer389000  |  0

Wow someone's bitter at the world. She could've, you know maybe... I don't know... TOLD HIM before he got more involved with her. You're an idiot for thinking that that's okay. That's a bitch move and you know it.

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  LexSpades  |  4

How is what your saying right now relevant to your original comment or even to the subject? If you get hit by a bus I'll be sure to make sure the news knows to not report it as a loss but a gain for humanity, that you can no longer reproduce.

By  docscientist  |  9

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

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  downtime  |  12

I'd have gone with "I was only with you to convince myself I wasn't gay. I want men more than ever now..." then have sex with her brother...or...is that just crossing a line...

By  MrXerxes5  |  6

Tell her you pitied her anyway. Get a hotter girl now. :D 'Cause if she could use you to boost her self esteem, you must not be too bad in the looks department.

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