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Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (5764)

On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

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Stop forwarding it to him, he'll probably change it then.

#11 - On 03/24/2011 at 10:37am by Doortje

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Two things:
1. Write "return to sender, addressee unknown" on all his mail and send it back.
2. Go to the Post Office and let them know what's going on. They can put a hold on his mail so that it doesn't come to you anymore.

I had to do this for the people my husband and I bought our house from because they never did a change of address after the sale.

Also, you don't need to date to go out. Call up a friend and say, "let's hang out" and then follow through. Don't cancel no matter how you feel. Unless, of course, you're enjoying the misery and pity, then you're on your own.

#39 - On 03/24/2011 at 12:03pm by AlyshaDeShae

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