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haha perhaps he was trying to ease the tension? lol who knows guys can sometimes have weird ways of showing affection.

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lmao my boyfriend did something similar except that he stood in my bathroom doorway and said "my precious" and then ran and jumped onto my bed doing that Tarzan thing. I couldn't stop laughing for the longest time.

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91, I not only smiled, but I was in the middle of class and busted out laughing uncontrollably. I imagined that spider crawl towards her while doing that voice, OMG that's funny.

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My boyfriend calls me his "sexy khajiit" (elder scrolls reference for u dumb boring ppl out there) and I think it's the cutest thing ever. Specially when he pins me down and growls at me. :)

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#100 is a fail. taking all the fun out of fml. and yes he is Probably a virgin especially if he thought to do that while about to have sex

Look at it this way. Maybe he's trying to say he values you so much that he'd kill for you. Ok, maybe that doesn't make it better.

hahaha what a nerd! and anything that makes you think of Gollum is pretty much the hugest turnoff ever... great start to your first time

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im a girl, and a huge movie geek... so yes id find that pretty hilarious if my bf did that.hmmm yes thatd be fun.

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yeah really this is worse than that guy dressing up as Harry potter and saying he's going to stick his basilisk into her chamber lol

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159, win :D And he's not a nerd for being funny. Like, who hasn't seen Lord of the Rings? Even though it wasn't that great:/ And yeah big shocker people like nerds. How horrid.

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