Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44338) - you totally deserved it (7255)
On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
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YDI for being a slut
#42 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:34pm by YDIforbeingu
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Well if it wasnt for sluts, you wouldn't be here. =P
#51 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:47pm by Person1233
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YDI for getting knocked up before getting married
YDI for being a slut
YDI for having scissors where a 2 year old can get them
YDI for being a shitty mom who isnt paying attention to their kids why was she in a crib?
#56 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:51pm by chipmunk95
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Anyone calling her a slut is a complete idiot. The baby is probably her fiance's. The only way you can call her a slut without being a moronic hypocrit is if you're a virgin.
number one: how does having a child make her a slut??? dumb ass comment #1
number two: how do u know whether or not she's marrying the father of her child? my parents didn't get married till i was 5, most likely she waited until he asked her so its his fault for taking so long.
number three: the child is two years old...why the fukk would she be in a crib? the father/fiance could be there so it would once again be his (or whoever else was watching the child) fault. Dumb ass comment #2
and like someone else said: anyone on here saying this person is a slut for having a child out of wedlock, u have no right unless u still carry the V-card.
that rele sucks about ur wedding dress, hope there isnt too much damage and u can get it fixed
#110 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:51pm by nerdgrl128
Please tell me how you are assuming the daughter if her fiances when she clearly states my daughter my. Not be fiances daughter not my future daughter but my daughter.
#111- I think when people say her fiance's daughter, they mean it is her daughter with her fiance. Not his daughter with someone else.
For all you know, she could be widowed.
Anyway, I was going to say YDI for putting scissors within your two-year-old daughter's reach, because she could have poked her eye out or not putting something as important as your wedding dress somewhere safe away, but really, you don't deserve having your wedding dress cut up. Hopefully you can find a tailor in the morning.
#123 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:18pm by the_stereotype
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Okay, my opinion: YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX and that OF COURSE goes for having kids! Yes, I feel that the OP is not only a SLUT, but absolutely STUPID for letting her 2 year old play around with scissors and/or not knowing about it! Horrible mother ;; horrible role model.
YDI!!!!
#132 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:45pm by elisa_sanchez91
#132--Having your own opinion is fine, but that doesn't really justify calling someone a slut. That's just immature. And yeah, it's probably not the greatest idea to leave scissors where a two-year-old can get them, but some two-year-olds are crafty little things. It probably only took a little bit of searching to find them. Still, though, I guess they could have been high up, locked away, or something.
And why is everyone saying she deserves it for taking a nap? It says she woke up ready to pick an outfit for the day, which probably means that she was waking up from a night of sleeping. Did anyone ever consider the possibility that the two-year-old got up before OP? Stranger things have happened.
Geez. What a mean bunch on this section.
Wow. It's awesome to have opinions and all, but how do you know the child isn't from a previous marriage? People do remarry, you know. It isn't exactly unheard of.
Calm down, honey. There are things out there far worse than unwed mothers and two year olds who are smart for their age.
#146 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:11pm by bellarose13
And I'm sure you're perfect, right? Get off your moral high horse, jerk.
#174 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:24pm by poeticpunk77
don't apologize, your comment was hilarious. it's funny to see people take it so seriously. i laughed so hard when i read it.
I think that people should wait until their bodies have finished developing (meaning, after puberty is finished or at least nearly done) before they think about children. Engaging in sex goes with that, only because contraceptives don't always always work. I don't care about the sex as much as the having children, though.
I only think of that because underaged (and underaged meaning "still developing") mothers have a lot of complications due to their own hormones still spazzing in general, let alone now that they have a developing fetus, and their hips aren't fully developed (usually), and of course the mothers have a lot of other things to deal with too (school, for example). Meaning, I feel it is actually an endangerment to mother and child to try and have children before you're done growing.
I guess it sort of makes it a moral issue, sort of not. However my ideals are baseless, made completely from what I think sounds logical, so obviously who the fuck gives a shit what I think.
However, I don't believe this is the OP's case.
If it is, oh well, no use bitching about it and ostracizing her now; child's already here and apparently, since mom can afford a wedding dress, is well taken care of.
Unless it was her mother's... which means her mother approves and so child is still in good hands, but that just makes it more of an FML.
#218 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:26am by DameGreyWulf
It is my opinion that people who think sex before marriage makes someone a slut is an ignorant, holier-than-thou, bible-thumping piece of shit. I guess that makes you whatever I just said.
Yeah, go to hell.
edit: holy shit, my comment got posted in completely the wrong place. :S was a reply to 132 or something.
Or even more likely: They are already married but only had a courthouse wedding and then saved up for the big thing.
I've been married for 1.5 years and we haven't had our big wedding yet, we just did a courthouse ceremony.
#233 - On 09/04/2009 at 5:38am by Puolukka
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She's a slut for having a baby out of wedlock.
#240 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:07am by 110879
Well I have the "v card" as you call it, so OP: YDI. You are a slut.
#246 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:07pm by repyourcliche
Agreed she may not be a slut..
doesn't stop her from being a moron.
Maybe the first thing you do after your wedding is invest in some parenting classes
#248 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:26pm by imd1
All of you people who are saying that the OP is a slut because she had sex before marriage are idiots. Not only because we don't know if she was previously married, but also because there are plenty of people who had children after marriage and abused them.
For example, my mother had me and never married my father, and I'm perfectly fine living in a safe, nice house. However, my friend's mother had her after she was married. This friend has been abused. So you all need to shut up because all families are different these days, and if you don't like it, you need to get over it.
OP, it sucks that your wedding dress got ruined. You should have put it in a safer place, but still, FYL.
#260 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:00pm by gottalovepixar
really...OP just give her up for adoption I would fuck bratty babies
#261 - On 09/04/2009 at 5:11pm by liveBabylon
So, just because she used the wrong verb (probably because she's too upset about her dress to think about it), she deserves to have her (probably expensive) wedding dress destroyed? I mean, I hate it so much when people mess up on grammar, but wow. Harsh.
#265 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:15pm by ishirticapslock
Your fault for three reasons. 1. For having a kid before your married. 2. for leaving a 2 year old child alone like that. 3. for leaving scissors where a 2 year old could easily reach them. i am 14 and i am already a better parent then you.
WTF is wrong with some people. sucks about ur dress. smack that kid
#328 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:50am by Lawzen_Rainbow
thats what im saying, ydi on the grounds of sleeping while letting your 2 yr old child near sharp objects/scissors.
FIRST, WHY would u have scissors ANYWHERE near where a two year old can get em.
Second, why would u keep ur wedding dress anywhere where your 2 year old can get em.
but 2yr olds are crafty shits... they would pile boxes, get the scissors, run in mommy's room, jump and open it just a smidge, slide their fingers in the crack and pull it all the way open, jump and pull down the pretty dress.. I would wear the remains with pride, saying "My daughter helped me with this dress, and I love everything she does to try and make me happy!" and my tuxedo would look rediculous, knowing my nephew (since I'm 14 and don't and WON'T have kids at this young age, I am using my nephew as an example)
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You have a two year old daughter, and you're not even married? YDI
It could be her fiancé's daughter! Or maybe she had her daughter in a different marriage that didn't work out.
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That shouldn't change anything! So are you saying that in the year 2009 all women are sluts? OP did it herself! Her fault...
#133 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:48pm by elisa_sanchez91
Actually the opposite. Listening to comedians and married men around school, they complain about their wives not having sex enough.. with them at least ;D I made a joke!
133, you just completely missed the boat. when we say "it's 2009, not the 1950s" we mean that we don't call women who have premarital sex sluts. AND we don't ASSUME that women like the OP who already have a kid before their wedding day are automatically sluts because there could be other reasons. (previous marriage, for example)
your comment proves your ignorance. stop judging people you don't know.
#223 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:45am by Casualt1234
THIS is why i have so many gripes with organized religion. because it produces types like this, who will assume and call the OP a slut and a sinner when, no, none of us knows the whole story. what if she's a widow? so all you bible-whiners out there just STFU and get with the times. you're spewing out antiquated, unnatural, lopsided views on things you don't even really know about, based on something that there can be no certanty of being true. and all of you who take the bible LITERALLY can just go die in a fire now, because people like you are the exact reason that people are turned off from religion. if one single person starts up about sluts like her are the reason we aren't in Eden still need to go hang themselves from someplace ironic, like their church. Immediately. Not joking here. so, before you even come out with a retarded statement like that, just snap your keyboard in half, get some rope, and go for it. (and anyone who wants to counter with, 'wouldn't you feel horrible if someone actually did this because you made them sad?', no, i wouldn't feel even a little bit bad, because A) they were mentally and emotionally fragile and it would've been inevitable, or B) I would have just discovered my latent superpower, either of which I'm more than OK with.)
OP, I will say this, YDI for not keeping your kid under control or making sure she was supervised...count yourself lucky that your wedding dress was the only thing she cut. YDI for underparenting, for sure.
#250 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:30pm by _THE_MASTER_
I love the people who read the bible and live by the principles. Love thy neighbor as thyself anyone?
Not these old biddies who "read" into the bible that god hates ANYONE not exactly like them and therefore they should not have to be civil to them nor follow the 10 commandments.
I'm not religious but love the real principles they teach, not the hate that so many cowards have made religion into.
#299 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:01pm by willothwisp
exactly, 299. people have made scripture into a bigger thing than (at least what I believe to be) it's original intention. I figured it was like a moral guideline, not a history lesson. y'know, do good things, good things will eventually come of it. be a good person and don't steal. don't kill. etc. these people who are all "YDI for being a slut" are probably the same ones that don't believe in evolution, because that's not covered in the bible. let me tell you all something. there's been more hyprocasy in organized religion than anywhere else in history. there's no sub-division under "thou shalt not kill" that says it's ok if it's in the name of god, or to eliminate non-believers. but in the crusades, the pope himself was beheading people left and right. so don't anyone say shit to me about having premarital sex. or to anyone else, for that matter,
#315 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:22am by _THE_MASTER_
i agree. look at the highschoolers today. Not ALL of them are sluts... i dont think so anyway...
#322 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:28pm by Taravampire
What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?
Oh, right, because a garment bag would've been SO helpful in defending the wedding dress from scissors.
#266 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:18pm by ishirticapslock
How do you know she got knocked up? How do you know she wasnt previously married and her husband died?
That's not a good reason to not be watching a child. She clearly shouldn't have been asleep while her two year old was awake if she didn't have a sitter! Do you know how easy it would be for the child to choke on something or cut her fingers off with those scissors she was playing with? I think this woman should be reported for child negligence.
"Pick an outfit for the day" suggests that she was not taking a nap. She was probably waking up from sleep in the morning.
#213 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:48am by InsomniaCafe
most likely, if she is getting married THE NEXT DAY, she lives with her fiance....and he could have easily been watching the child and she wandered off. so it would be his fault.
if not, 2 yr olds are crafty mother fukers. My sister crawled up out of her crib and ended up in bed with me, i have a loft bed, which means she had to climb a ladder, while she was 2. Little kids are smart.
Alot of you people are so quick to judge. Take care of a 2 yr old and see how much shit they get into then comment.
#247 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:14pm by nerdgrl128
#194, is it AT ALL POSSIBLE that it could have been night time and the child was asleep, so the OP went to bed? And that maybe the child just woke up in the morning before her? Or do you expect the OP to stay up all night staring at the kid the night before her wedding?
My lord some of you must have no brain whatsoever, it angers me to read all these ignorant, hypocritical, dumb-as-hell comments. I don't know why I decided to come back and check the comments on this FML again, all that I get out of it is elevated blood pressure.
#274 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:12am by gummibehrs
How did your two year old daughter get hold of a pair of scissors and cut up your wedding dress? Is she trying to tell you not to marry this man? YDI
go in somthing else... if you really want to get married it will be just as special in a pair of jeans as a White poofy dress.
Seriously, your bad parenting is the cause of this. Even if your kid had woken up before you, there is NO WAY a two-year-old should have access to scissors.
#19 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:13pm by soundofwhite
2 year olds are cunning little shits. If they want something they'll find a way to get it, no matter what.
#229 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:35am by GeorginaGruesome
I'm not quite going to say you totally deserved it but... most people childproof their homes for that very reason. You actually thought your dress would be safe within her reach? And that scissors are a good thing to leave around? I feel really sorry for you, that's a terrible terrible thing to wake up to, but honestly, you have a toddler.
not person actually waits to get married before they have kids, sex before marriage is a personal decision. besides, you have to know if the guy your about to marry is any good in bed anyways haha.
but. ydi. shouldnt keep sharp objects in a kids reach like that, thank god it was the wedding dress that got damaged and not your daughter.
#21 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:17pm by banana_pancakesX
What the hell, dude. She could've had a kid from a previous marriage, it's more common than you think. Way to assume.
Pimpin88 really needs to go away, his trolling is getting super annoying. oh yeah and i forgot I am everything Pimpin88 hates, a nerd, a gay, and an athelete.
pmp88. seem to recall you boasting about scoring chicks before. if not, my apologies but if so, uhm:
which story is the lie?
You aren't a nerd and an athelete because a nerd knows it's athlete ^^ seig heil, grammar nazi'd. but I am 2 of the 3, a nerd and an athlete.
Another reason not to breed and have children without knowing what you are getting yourself into...
YDI for not taking the initiative to childproof areas important to you. Kind of like the location of your wedding dress.
how did a two year old get out of their bed/crib and into your closet with the door closed with scissors?
this is kind of ridiculous..
YDI for leaving scissors where a small child could find them
#25 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:20pm by abbymybowl
Wutt? (Don't insult the bad spelling, it's purposeful) What kind of parent leaves sharp scissors where a 2 year old can get at them? No offence to you but you kind of deserve it.
#26 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:20pm by drummer_dude
How could you leave a scissors around for you 2 year old to play with! Must've been sharp too coz it cut material! What the hell. YtDI
#27 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:22pm by tWitt3rBuG
I moderated this one! I knew it was a good FML the minute I saw it.
Sorry that happened. Maybe you could rush to a bridal store and see if you could get another one for the big day.
Wedding dresses aren't typically something you can just walk into a store and pick up. Typically you order the dress, wait 3-6 months for it to come in, and then go through several fittings so the dress fits exactly how it should. Getting a new dress less than 24 hours before the wedding is pretty much impossible.
OP: I hope you have a good tailor on speed dial. And, for the love of god, get a garment bag and baby proof your house.
You should just wear the dress, and use the wedding photos to guilt your child for the rest of her life!
#29 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:24pm by Linzzification
you cant hold something a child did when they were two against them...
#31 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:25pm by abbymybowl
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This is why you have kids AFTER you get married.
Maybe this is a second marriage? And things happen that you don't plan on you know...
#33 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:26pm by Linzzification
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beat kids
#34 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:27pm by mister_moops
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thats what you get for having a kidd out of marriage
#35 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:27pm by Terilyn4500
ever though of this being her second marriage? =P and wake up and smell the flowers, it's 2009 and tons of people have kids before marriage.
any, OP, I'm sorry, that's terrible sweetie :( I'm sure you'll husband will understand. He loves you and won't mind what you wear. I know It's your big day. I would be heartbroken that my new, expensive dress was cut up :( and did she just cut the underlay? if so, then it's not such big a deal. You could always try to rent a dress last minute if you needed too. Or, just wear any dress :)
Good luck and have FUN on your special day :)
#44 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:37pm by ily_hun996
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wear it anyway i think itll be cute. u dont have another plan......and its kinda ur fault for having kids before marriage, unless u were raped...and idt u were]
#36 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:28pm by cramazing
YDI: Leaving a two year old unattended with a sharp object is a very stupid thing to do. But look at it this way, at least she didn't take out an eye playing with sharp scissors, idiot.
To number 5, 23, 30 - YDI for whatever bad happens to you in the near future. Assholes.
To OP - That sucks. FYL. I imagine that with the wedding, you may not have been extra careful with child-proofing your home. Better get on that and good luck finding a new dress.
Geez, all these people are assuming that she randomly has a kid out of wedlock. Maybe she's a widow? Maybe she's divorced. o.0 Even if she isn't, who cares? It's not the point of this FML.
#40 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:32pm by startafire
I agree 100%.
And fyi to all the idiots screaming about having babies out of wedlock: I'd bet you've had sex out of wedlock. Just because you didn't get pregnant/get someone pregnant doesn't mean you didn't risk it, so shut your mouths because you're just being hypocritical, brainless wastes of skin.
Like Startafire said, there's a number of things that could have happened so stop assuming.
And who knows, maybe the OP had her mom watching her daughter while the OP slept, and the child's grandmother lost track of her.
I'm sorry about your dress, that sucks. I'm sure you'll look beautiful in anything you wear. I'm also sorry about these morons who are assuming and jumping to conclusions.
#83 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:47pm by gummibehrs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahah I think SOMEBODY just can't get anyone to find them attractive!
#215 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:18am by mystomachurts
That's one of the worst assumptions I've ever heard; I really hope you're trolling. As someone saving myself, I respect the opinions of those who are willing to have sex out of wedlock, and I see good arguments on both sides. On every other FML, there are people like you, who bash other people for not having sex in half a year or something... and then the abstinence advocates never speak up. Then when there's a single mom in an FML, all the abstinence advocates speak up, and then people like you call them prudes or accuse them of not being attractive. Why?!
And for the record, I don't consider myself a hot tease or anything, but I'm not anywhere near horrendous either. Some of my fellow high schoolers have tried to get me to have sex; I simply refuse and ignore the fact that it ever happened.
That said, half the FMLs these days turn into sex vs abstinence before marriage comment slews.
I did not automatically assume she had sex before marriage... am I in the minority?
#211 -
Just because someone is a virgin doesn't mean they won't look like brainless idiots assuming details about someone's life and calling them names and criticizing them for it, like people are doing about the OP.
#275 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:20am by gummibehrs
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Ydi for having a baby before marrige, or getting re-married. FHL.
#41 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:33pm by pkstarstorm
That post is full of so much stupid. Are you serious? Not everyone's a fucking prude. People have sex before the pointless marriage ceremony.
look, use white thread to fix whatever she did to it. if its a lacy dress, people will just think its part of the design!
#46 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:38pm by untoldfame
I agree, you kinda deserved it. But still, I bet she got a red butt out of her spanikng.
#47 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:41pm by fawfulster
Wow, when there is a REAL FML everyone says YDI for having a child before marriage. But on the lame FMLs, you complain about there being real no FMLs. This is an honest FML, and the people commenting are ruining the fact there was actually a good FML.. Who gives a fuck? Maybe it was from a previous marriage, -.-. The point of the FML is her wedding dress was destroyed a day before her wedding. FINALLY THERE IS A GOOD FML.
#49 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:45pm by Person1233
Or maybe she was raped and there were circumstances that she would die if she had an abortion (idk, lol)
#53 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:49pm by Person1233
Number 2, just because she has a kid and she's not currently married, doesn't meanbshe's a slut. She could have been previously married, the kid could be adopted, there are plenty of other reasons why.
Also, I moderated this! I knew it was great and couldn't wait to comment on it! I'm so sorry about your dress.
Plexico is right, YDI!!!
Jk but can't you use your mum's dress??? Never mind nottingham=the middle of no where, you are fucked!
Fuck your lyyfff!
#80 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:39pm by iGreen_Day
You know Nottingham's a city, right? Not exactly the middle of nowhere.
#129 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:40pm by scarlett_silverl
See, it's things like this that make me a supporter of beating the fucking hell out of your children.
if it's your second marriage: most people don't wear big poofy white dresses for their second wedding anyway.
Shenanigans, I call them. Unlikely a two-year old would be dextrous enough to do this.
As to her birth prior to your marriage, any number of commendable explanations exist: Perhaps you lost her father in service to his country or community in the military or as a first-responder, and you are now responsibly seeing that your loss does not deprive your daughter of a male role model. Or, if she was conceived outside marriage, you may have endured a difficult time following the laudable decision to choose life, and have finally succeeded in finding a man who is willing to step in and join you as parent to a child that is not his.
Sadly a lot of times what happens is that a woman gets pregnant and the father is slow to step in, yet two or three years later the mother marries the already demonstrably irresponsible baby daddy. If so in this case, we can look forward to many FMLs from you in the future because what happened the day before your wedding cannot begin to measure up to the mistake you made the day of the wedding.
I used to work in a preschool with two year olds, and I can assure you that they are quite dexterous enough to cut up all sorts of things, including fabric.
#75 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:31pm by KittenMarlowe
#58 Wow, you never saw a child before.
FYI, my parents still have all the paintings I did back when I was 2 years old (NOT fingerpainting, everything normal with adult's materials, brushes, mixing paint and all), so I can tell you kids are perfectly able to cut stuff, paint things, etc etc. by that age.
Same here, KittenMarlowe. I worked in a classroom with sixteen (sometimes twenty-one) two-year-olds. They ripped things off the walls, snapped toys in half, and ripped books apart.
One of them used the snot in his nose as a dipping sauce for his chicken finger. The same kid pooped in his diaper and then smeared it all over the walls.
Still, two-year-olds are adorable.
I also worked with one-year-olds at one point - I will never do that again, it was horrible.
Some things are just beyond control.
#87 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:55pm by gummibehrs
Not to mention 2 year olds can escape a lot of things (play pens, cribs), and get in seemingly hard to reach places by just stacking things and climbing them. So to the people saying she's a bad parent aren't giving the kid enough credit. Kids are smart and sneaky.
#92 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:04pm by XOfiestypixie
21? Were you by yourself? The most I had at once by myself was 14. 21 would be _nuts_. My two year olds weren't two bad with destroying things, but they did like to swear a lot. My favorite went something like this: Me: "Time to go pick up your toys." Little girl: "No." Me: "You'd better." Little girl, with her fists on her hips: "What you gonna do about it, bitch?"
She was my favorite.
#117 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:02pm by KittenMarlowe
Hahaha, wow. Cursing at 2, she's off to a good start =P
No, I was the assistant teacher, but legally at this daycare you're only allowed to have 8-9 by yourself. But the daycare I worked at was really screwed up and put an overload of kids on us. They also would bring in teachers who had quit and have them work a day when we needed help, and pay them under the table :o It was ridiculous.
One teacher even hit a 3-year-old upside his head, and he told one of the mothers, who told the director. The teacher wasn't even fired. This same teacher went on an insane rampage and started hurling toys at the kids and had to take a sanity leave. Was she fired for that either? Nope.
And the one-year-olds' teacher rubbed diaper cream for a ridiculously long time on a little boy's thing until he got a boner, or so my lead teacher said...the one-year-olds' teacher was at least 50, wore bright pink and green eyeshadow, had extremely long blonde hair always in a ponytail, lived with her 80-year-old parents and 40-year-old brother, and had a picture of herself carrying a HORSE on her wall.
Like I said, that daycare was screwed up. I'm glad I'm not there anymore, though I do miss the kids.
#276 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:32am by gummibehrs
I'm thinking she doesn't like the guy you're going to marry. She's trying to let you know.
#60 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:57pm by auroraaustralis
If this is true, I can't help but think that the poster is the worst parent on the planet. You left scissors in reach of your two year old child, and were only concerned about the well being of your wedding dress?! How about the safety of your daughter?
#61 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:00pm by third_planet
That's why you don't leave little kids with nobody to watch them. You got off cheap. She could have got hold of a lighter and burned up the bed with your sleeping ass in it. YDI
wait, aback: that's next year, right? isn't it:
age two: the slashing years
age three: the era of arson.
I may be confusing three and four though. wait... is four the time when mommy falls down the stairs?
I think crushing injuries are in there somewhere--maybe by 7 when they can release the emergency brake on the SUV.
she's TWO and can CUT with SICCORS?lol jeeze you kinda deserve this for not watching her in the fist place she couldve cut herself
#64 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:03pm by XxCoolPersonxX
And you're how old and you can't spell 'scissors' correctly? When it's even spelled correctly in the FML?
#68 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:20pm by kittengrl39
Loads of you are complete IDIOTS, who cares if she has a 2 year old you have no idea who she had it with,and in what situation. Little kid are NOT stupid they know how to get into things they are not supposed to. I HIGHLY doubt this mother had the scissors out in plain site.
#65 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:03pm by Inked2009
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YDI for having a child before you were married.
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Uh you deserve it for already having a 2 year old daughter
And for letting her into your closet
#70 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:23pm by madasahatter
Omg you people are so fucking retarded! 1st of all 2 year olds are NOT stupid! Plenty of 2 year olds find scissors and cut their hair or anything really. 2nd, who the hell watches their toddlers when they are sleeping? My daughter used to always get out of her crib early in the morning around 4:00. Its not that uncommon.
~Anyways OP: FYL!
to all the people who say ydi for leaving scissors where a two year old could get you're idiots. I've seen 2 year olds get out of their crib and open child proof things
and OP that sucks
What's with all the FML's lately where people are basically admitting that they're horrible parents? You totally deserve it for not only giving your kid access to your wedding dress, but allowing your kid access to scissors sharp enough to cut fabric. You're lucky she didn't cut anything but the dress, she could've lost an eye or a hand. Do the world a favor and stop breeding.
she went in time out right?
and she doesn't deserve this.
none of you know who she had the kid with, the circumstances of getting pregnant, or even how the kid got the scissors. they could've been up high, and you'd be surprised how smart two year olds are.
this sucks. hopefully you can cut it into something cool. this might not be completely tragic. good luck!
It's irritating how there's so many idiots bitching about her having a daughter, when they should be bitching about 2 years olds freely playing with scissors which is an actual problem and danger, unlike the premarital pregnancy... (she could perfectly be born from a previous marriage anyway, so there, conservative people.)
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that's exactly why you have a wedding, then children, love ;)
#85 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:50pm by danielle73196
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Stop assuming, dumbass - I mean, love.
#88 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:59pm by gummibehrs
The majority of comments on here are ridiculous! Who cares if she has a child out of wedlock, welcome to the new millennium. Not to mention a piece of paper declaring you legally married to another person does not by any means make you a better parent. And everyone saying that the women posting this must be the worst parent in the world must believe themselves to be extra terrestrials because last time I checked everyone is human and we are prone to making mistakes. No one can say that they have never made a similar mistake, unfortunately for this women her mistake was a little more severe than she would have liked.
To the poster, I hope your wedding was beautiful, regardless of your dress. Congratulations.
#89 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:01pm by heygirlhey_x
Yes, exactly. These people jump to conclusions and it's incredibly annoying.
#93 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:04pm by gummibehrs
It's really bothering me how you're complaining about your wedding dress being cut up, when I would figure a MOTHER would be worried about her 2 year old daughter playing with scissors in a closet.
Yes. The FML should deffinetly be, Today i found my daughter cutting my wedding dress up with scissors. My daughter could have gotten hurt. FML. Last time i checked this was Fmylife.com not telleveryonewhatyourworriedabout.com
FUUUUCK.
but yes, 90's right. who gives that much about a dress when your baby is playing with something as dangerous as scissors!?
So, normally people who are so against sex before marriage are also anti-abortion....so, people, would you rather the mother have an abortion, or raise a child??
the people who are bitching about her having a child out of wedlock are fucking retarded. it's 2009. pull your head out of your ass and realize that having a child out of wedlock is not as controversial as your melodramatic ass is making it seem. the whole point is this woman now has NO wedding dress because her two year old somehow came across a pair of scissors. and i'm sure all the parents that are criticizing this woman have done a perfect job raising your moronic kids. you people shouldn't be allowed to breed
This statement completely blows my mind. Who are you to judge other people like that? Especially with such a derogatory and hateful word as "retarded." People who believe that sex is for marriage are no different than people who think that it isn't. Everyone interprets the world through their own values. Get off your high horse and quit thinking that you have the ultimate piece of information to get people's "heads out of their asses." That statement could just as easily be applied to you; someone who is so all-consumed in their own opinion that they refuse to accept anyone elses beliefs. Think before you speak.
#113 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:55pm by synchroskater
So #113, you're completely fine with all the fuckfaces judging and criticizing the OP? Or are you one of them? In which case, you're nothing but a filthy hypocrite.
#277 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:39am by gummibehrs
dont have a kid before your married i have nothing against it im just saying it makes everything 10x diffacult and harder to do also you cant enjoy your youth as much you can still have a kid before marrying but i think it will take alot of fun out of yourlife and add alot of stress
Ahh Screw All The People Saying Stupid Shit. That Really Sucks. Hopefully You Can Get it Fixed Or You Can Find Something Else.
PEOPLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO CARES IF PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILDREN BEING BORN OUT OF MARRIAGE, STOP BITCHING. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING ANNOYING, SERIOUSLY, HALF OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE YOU'RE BITCHING, BITCHING, bitching...ok I'm calm
#103 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:22pm by scateice
I find this comment about bitching incredibly ironic; and not in a good way.
#109 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:46pm by synchroskater
Why is everybody saying from a previous marriage? Odds are the marriage wouldn't have ended THE SECOND she had a kid, so if she is getting REMARRIED 6-12 months after getting a divorce that's just asking for trouble.
That aside.... Fuck your life just because that's a horrible fate.... it is all about the dress!
#104 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:24pm by Hydroblaze
Yikes. Hopefully it was minor damage and you know a seamstress! Be careful with sharp objects in the future - child scissors wouldn't have been able to cut that thick, heavy fabric. Childproof the doorknobs too!
#106 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:35pm by heatherewf
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YDI because you can't keep your legs closed.
#108 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:43pm by Major_General
That's what you get for having a child before being married. I mean if you just had sex, whatever, but really, a child? Be more cautious.
#116 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:01pm by LifeSuxLots
Uhmm, stop assuming. People get married, have kids, get divorced, and then get remarried. She never said her daughter was out of wedlock.
#119 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:08pm by tubesocks_
Sometimes even when you are cautious, you have children. They could have used the pill and a condom and still had a baby. Birth control isn't 100%. Even if you don't know this from fact, you might have seen the Friends episode that explains it...haha.
#127 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:36pm by perstephane
this has happened to me! i'm allergic to latex so we used a dif condom (avanti) and the material it is made out of is thinner (polyurethane film) and it broke. Turns out i got pregnant while still on birth control be cause my body some how rejected my birthcontrol...
#188 - On 09/03/2009 at 11:00pm by nerdgrl128
wow all i can say is your lucky your child is okay. your poor baby could have fallen with the scissors and got serious injuries. but goodluck finding a dress.
That was my react. A 2 year old with scissors is a REALLY bad combination.
Sorry to hear about your dress though OP
#121 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:15pm by blondemoment
ok so maybe you should be looking for something to wear
rather than sitting on fml complaining about it. ...dumbass.
#122 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:18pm by hofosho26
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Would not have happened if you had gotten MARRIED FIRST and then had the kid. Just saying...
Who's to say this kid wasn't from another marriage?
Please just STFU and sew your fingers shut before being such a judgemental asshole mmkay?
#130 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:40pm by genius_man16
Sorry, "Genius-man", I'm with FarSide on this one. He wasn't being judgmental. He just made an observation: if you get married BEFORE you have kids, it is impossible for the kids to have the opportunity to cut up your wedding dress the day before your wedding.
It's a time-continuum issue.
Nieces, nephews, children of friends...
Any one of those could have gotten to her dress with scissors if she didn't have a kid of her own.
First, of course there are many reasons why a single woman could have a child. There are JUST as many reasons why a single man could have a child.
Second, it is NOT judgmental you ignoramus, if it is a fact.
Third, I made the statement for one reason, and one reason only: Because it brings out the no-morals-anything-goes-crowd and drives them bat-shit crazy. Case in point: genius_man16, above. The closed-minded ranters are soooooo obvious and easy. Such tools for our enjoyment.
Just have to know the right buttons to push.
Not if its the SECOND marriage dumbass.. They already had the wedding before the kids, but have to do it over again. People use your fucking brains.
#217 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:23am by mystomachurts
farside, you just proved yourself to be quite the ignorant asshat. just another one of those bible-thumping people with nothing better to do than judge people, eh? it's funny how you call genius man ignorant, yet you are the one advertising your "pure" morals and calling everyone else crazy and idiotic.
#221 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:36am by Casualt1234
You've just proved that YOU are the ignoramus, FarSide. You weren't stating it as a fact, the way you were trying to get across was derogatory. And there is a such thing as second marriages. So stop calling other people names, because you ARE a judgmental asswipe.
And if you're saying things to rile people up, maybe you should adopt a useful hobby, or possibly open a book and move your eyes across those strings of letters some people call "words".
#278 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:50am by gummibehrs
You stupid morons, it does not matter whether you are a virgin or not, you can say whatever you want. And I am not assuming that the kid is not from a previous marriage or anything, but if you have sex before marriage, you are stupid
#128 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:40pm by defensivekick
Actually... I would want to know if a guy and I connect on a sexual level BEFORE I agree to spend the rest of my life with him. Not being able to have a healthy and enjoyable sexual relationship will end a marriage fast.
#219 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:29am by mystomachurts
#128 -
Just because you're a virgin doesn't make you better than people who aren't. You just look like a brainless waste of space calling people stupid because they had sex before marriage. Please commit suicide the next time you feel you're about to say something stupid like the comment you just posted.
#279 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:55am by gummibehrs
One, why would you keep scissors around where a two year old can have access to them?
And second, why would you take a nap and leave your child unattended?
And how did she manage to get inside the closet in the first place?
its not like she has to have 24-hour surveillance on her child, she probably left her to play with her toys or with her fiancee.
#139 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:04pm by purplepickle
Bi, I'm pretty sure a 2 year old wouldn't know how to use a pair of scissors.
I have a 3 year old neice that is pretty smart for her age, and she can't even use them.
And people that believe this are dumbasses. Not to mention people usually have their wedding dresses pack away in a safe place. Also thats would be bad parenting to leave a 2 year old unsupervised AND to leave scissors where they can reach them. Just sayen.
#134 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:55pm by bulletwings
I worked with a class full of two-year-olds at a daycare, and at art-time they knew how to use scissors perfectly well. They're not stupid.
#280 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:58am by gummibehrs
I honestly don't believe that. I'm not saying that you didn't, but I don't think you did.
Man, why the fuck would you let TWO year olds to use scissors?
Anyone thats isn't fucken insane would let a two year old use scissors.
#323 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:12am by bulletwings
Obviously this story is fake. How would a two year old get into the closet, get scissors, pull down the wedding dress, and cut it up?
people underestimate kids.
Maybe her parents taught her how to use the scissors? she's was excited of her new ability and wanted to cut up different materials. And some people have walk-in closets with a door that might be left slightly open so someone little could walk in.
#137 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:02pm by purplepickle
Why the hell would someone teach their TWO year old how to use scissors and then leave them where the two year old can get them ?
So they can cut their own throat by accident ?
yeah, cause yano, thats pretty fucken smart, eh ?
#144 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:09pm by bulletwings
FYL x100million
However, why didn't the girl know she wasn't supposed to cut up your wedding dress?
Maybe you can buy a off-the-rack dress in your size... They have some good ones out there!
At least your still getting married :)
A two year old know why not to cut up a dress? You are being funny right? Or are you suffering with cranial constipation?
Someone should have taught you not to play with computers.
And it's not slutty to have a kid with someone who isn't going to leave you. They're getting married!!! congrats, btw.
#142 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:07pm by purplepickle
There are so many things wrong with this post.
You have a two year old daughter... and you're getting married tomorrow. All right, that happens.
You have a two year old unattended daughter... and you're taking a nap.
You have a two year old daughter with free access to scissors... and your wedding dress.
PLEEEEEASE... don't have any more kids. You obviously have too many already. Does your future husband know how stupid you are, or have you managed to "play smart" when he's around you?
I don't think she was taking a nap. She might have, but saying "pick an outfit for the day" just seems like she's waking up after a good night's sleep or whatever.
#269 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:37pm by ishirticapslock
@#68 dammnn! I'm on an effin iPhone for damn sake! we all make mistakes retard!
#145 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:11pm by XxCoolPersonxX
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and that's why you should have the children after marriage
I agree with you. I'd be more concerned about the child than the dress.
#157 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:38pm by bulletwings
I'm sure she was relieved the child was okay, but the point of the FML was that her wedding dress was destroyed the day before her wedding.
#281 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:04am by gummibehrs
I'm sure she was relieved the child was okay, but the point of the FML was that her wedding dress was destroyed the day before her wedding.
#283 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:06am by gummibehrs
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How about getting married first, then maybe having kids?
You deserve any misfortunes in your future for not understanding that accidents happen.
#284 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:09am by gummibehrs
Perhaps this is a good moment to plumb her emotions about your impending marriage? (hopefully to her father?)
2-year-olds shouldn't have access to scissors. YDI.
#163 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:49pm by tarsius_sapiens
For all of you who are saying she is a terrible parent for leaving scissors around or not putting the daughter in a crib: obviously you have never had children. When my son was 2 he could successfully climb out of his crib and also climb up kitchen cabinets and it took a long time to teach him not to do so. So just because the kid had scissors, doesn't mean the mom let her have access to scissor, it just means that somehow she got a hold of them, it doesn't make anybody a terrible parent. And also, this woman could be a widow or a divorcee, and even if she's not- shut up with your catholic BS about having a child out of wedlock because not everybody believes that its a sin!
#172 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:11pm by mandapanda07
OH MY GODD!!!!!!!!!! i realllly hope things turn out okay! :0
#173 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:17pm by cHiCkEy_bOo
wow. way to write a comment that NO ONE CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND. Use proper grammar before you insult someone.
#175 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:25pm by poeticpunk77
YDI for not being a careful mom and leaving shapr thing sin reach of a toddler
YDI for having a kid before you got married
#176 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:27pm by ohJeeznotme
Sorry about your dress, but seriously... please be careful about leaving sharp objects in reach of young children. :( Also, you pretty much deserved this by having a kid before you're married. I guess maybe she could have been from a previous marriage, though. Either way, I hope everything turns out OK with the dress.
She deserved to have her dress destroyed because she gave birth to a child before she signed a little piece of paper? Pull your head out of your ass, please. What do you think is more important, a baby and continuing her family blood line, or that little piece of paper?
#285 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:25am by gummibehrs
Dear people,
Its 2009, almost 2010. "The Scarlet Letter" is considered CLASSIC literature for a reason. :P People who wait to have sex until their married are probably the minority. That's not to say that I don't respect your decision. If you chose to wait until you're married, then good for you. I admire the fact that you stick to your view and don't let people influence what you believe. But don't go judging and condemning people just because they don't prescribe to your same views. And certainly don't call them a slut. How do you know the OP isn't a rape victim (god forbid) or a widow? Yeah, you probably feel like an ass now, don't you? Yes, the 2 year old got scissors, big deal. You wouldn't be so condemning if this was someone who was already married whose 2 year old destroyed something else important. So get over yourselves and take your bigoted views elsewhere.
#178 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:37pm by poeticpunk77
They say Sex Before Marriage, but you never listen. They need to use this in Sex Ed.
#184 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:51pm by Xo_Exia_oX
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Well it obviously wasn't a white wedding dress so you can probably go back to walmart and pick something nice out in the morning.
#185 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:55pm by PhiThetaKappa
Way to make yourself look like a judgmental dickhead. Next time, kill yourself before you make another stupid comment. Idiotic fucking asshole.
#286 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:30am by gummibehrs
Why kill myself when I get so much enjoyment getting a rise out of people like yourself. You really do make it to easy. I bet you got picked on a lot as a child.
#316 - On 09/12/2009 at 1:49am by PhiThetaKappa
What?! No premarital sex? What the hell am I supposed to do everyday after school then? It's the best natural stress reliever you know...you just have to be safe about it.
Also, how would I know if my future spouse will be good in bed if we don't mess around beforehand? Is procreation the only thing sex is good for?
#186 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:58pm by no_hullabalo
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You should stab the little accident. Although it's your fault for having premarital sex.
Hm. A lot of you seem either to be woefully ignorant or purposefully dense. The FML states nothing about the OP other than that she is getting married and she has a child. The child could have been born during a previous marriage. The OP could be getting married for the second time as either a divorcee or a widow. The child could be the child of the fiance. Regardless, it's irrelevant to the FML. If you're against premarital sex, you have every right to your opinion and your choice to wait should be respected, but passing judgment on those who do not share your view is immature and pathetic. Not everyone shares your values or your religion, whatever they might be.
Further, some of you have obviously never been around two-year-olds. They are more than capable of crawling out of their cribs or beds; they're more than capable of opening drawers and childproofed items; and they're not above climbing on furniture to get items placed on higher shelves. Who knows how the child got the scissors? Again, it's irrelevant to the FML. Children that age most certainly can use scissors, to cut everything from their hair to their dolls' clothing. My daughter had safety scissors which were capable of cutting through fabric. So what?
OP, I'm so sorry about your dress. That sucks big time, and for that which symbolizes what should be one of the happiest days of your life to be ruined is horrible.
This place used to be fun, but now it's nothing but fake FMLs, people whining about fake FMLs, people claiming even true FMLs are fake, and trolls and religious zealots. Too bad. :( Still, it's fun to laugh at them! :D
Cum dumpster? Cum dumper maybe. Anyways, I took the cum dumpster's V years ago before she became the deemed receptacle! Sloppy seconds!
#197 - On 09/03/2009 at 11:28pm by no_hullabalo
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That's what happened when you have sex before marriage! YDI
well this kinda seems unrealistic.. your wedding dress of all things. although i cant understand why people are criticising you for having a child or that you're getting married tomorrow. i was just thinking.. wouldn't you be a tad more worried about your daughter than about the dress? :S
good luck
My only question is why the hell was your two year old playing with scissors!? What kind of parent are you?
Children shouldn't play with scissors unsupervised, especially when they're only two years old. Another question that comes to mind is why the hell wasn't she in a crib, or why weren't you awake with her? You shouldn't be asleep in your bed after she's already awake. Do you know how easy it would be for her to choke on something or cut her fingers off with those scissors you're letting her play with??
why weren't u watching your daughter???sleeping while she went for scissors that obviously weren't safety scissors if they cut thru a dress.. jeez that's more than fml
Ok, one: welecome to the 21st Century, we no longer live in the 1950's! Atleast, even if this is her first marridge, she and her lover are taking responsibility. Who the Hell says you can decide what is accepable for people to do?
To the OP- Sorry about your dress, I'm sure your Husband would understand and many years from now you will look back and laugh. Good luck with your family!
If your wedding is tomorrow, you should get off FML and start looking for another dress!
#207 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:28am by rayneamanda
Most of these comments seem to fall in to a few categories:
- religious cranks that go on about having a child out of wedlock, while ignoring the fact the same issue could very easily happen if it had been some other item within a marriage (only half appear to be catholic however, given the knee-jerk reaction to the child potentially being from a first marriage).
- folks that have only read about children on the internet and express incredulity at the fact a child has its own mind, can get around on its own, etc.
- folks that believe children of any age should be kept under lock and key in a sterilized environment until they're old enough to move out and start voting republican.
If you have never had children of your own to take care of, then kindly do everyone a favour and refrain from commenting. Likewise for all of the people that jump in with a "terrible mother" comment, who either are simply telling themselves that this will never happen if and when they have children, or have children that are so ridiculously controlled that they'll grow up resenting them for it when they're older and looking back on their own childhood.
Has it not occurred to anyone that the days before a wedding also tend to be quite hectic? Many people coming in and out, rushing about, etc. Even if the house had been baby-proofed, is it really that much of a stretch to imagine that something was left accessible in the commotion that simply slipped the mind, or went unnoticed? And even if not, children will still get in to things that they are not supposed to time and time again.
The real FYL here seems to apply to most of these comments from people either too judgmental or unbalanced to form a rational or even semi-coherent response to the OP's dilemma based on the information provided.
paulm, you hit the nail square on the head.
i always LOVE it when conservatives/ Republicans tell people how to raise their children and live their lives.
#216 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:21am by Casualt1234
So your two-year-old managed to get a pair of scissors while you were asleep? And you're concerned about the dress? I hope when you explain this to the groom, he realizes how stupid you must be and runs away screaming. It's a wonder the kid's still alive.
alexZB is retarted. it sound so much better the way she did it you dumbass.
#220 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:32am by mylife9753
children out of wedlock are evil? is that the focus of this?
#226 - On 09/04/2009 at 1:56am by definatelywierd
i read all these comments n i laughed.
im sorry, i was born catholic n thought the belief systems n what it demands were straining.
i have sex n am not married. i have one partner...doesnt make me a slut...
needless to say...i removed myself from the church...
like everyone says the child couldve come from a prev. marriage, rape, or she could be widowed.
you all judge her for something that makes her happy...
isnt it said...
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"?
i highly doubt any of you saying ydi for having a child/premarital sex can throw the first stone...so shut the hell up already...sweet jeebus...
OP: i agree with a comment that said, wear it anyway :) she helped in a way...if you cant...same colored slips n threads work wonders...take lots of pictures! n have fun...luck in your future :D
#228 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:45am by hazelwolfeyes
In this culture I'd say the woman is practically saintly for actually getting married. No one cares about religion anymore :/
the OP could have been raped and then had a child. not everyone believes in abortion. but she could consider a cage for the child until she's housebroken.
#234 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:10am by deliapearl
You people are utterly ridiculous thinking she is a slut for having a baby. How is this slutty? Being slutty indicates promiscuity, sleeping around, having more than one partner. Nowhere within this FML does it say that she's actually unaware of who the child's father is, or that she's out tapping that on the reg.
Marriage is no indicator of purity. Just as sleeping with someone doesn't make you unpure. America is so messed up.
Seriously. Put down the fucking bible, you absolute morons.
THERE IS NO GOD!
#236 - On 09/04/2009 at 7:50am by Jordan_McDeere
Wow. I love how people make assumptions about things they don't know. I know plenty of people with kids, who aren't married. Some of them aren't with the kid's dad, some of them have married the dad, some are still with the dad and possibly going to get married, and some don't know the dad. Plenty of options. You make yourself look like an idiot by assuming.
Congrats on the wedding, sucks about the dress. Yay for kids being up before you? Though, it does have me slightly worried that the tot had scissors...I know the little safety ones can't cut wedding dress material...last I checked.
why are you s***sticks sitting there speculating on her moral barometer? that's not the point. even if it were, it's still none of your damn business, so quit judging others. but in your defense, i suppose it's easy to judge someone harshly when you're 14 years old, whacking off to ProActiv commercials, and thus far have no freaking clue how the world works. when you little effers step out in to the real world, you'll be seeing shades of gray you never even knew existed - meanwhile, those that have been around the block once or twice will be laughing at you and judging YOU for being sophomoric little pricks. do yourself a favor and start opening your eyes now, so you don't look like an a-hole later. just sayin'...
OP, FYL for having a ruined dress - i hope everything works out alright for you :-)
This FML leaves me wondering a few things--
Who was SUPPOSED to be watching the child? Where the hell were the scissors kept? Why wasn't your dress someplace safer?
If it was your job to watch the girl, OP, then you deserve it for napping instead (and for leaving scissors in reach of a toddler who's in your care, and for not keeping your wedding dress in a better place).
If someone else was supposed to watch your daughter, then FYL indeed.
Wow, somehow this strikes me as being false. Like it's too big of a coincidence. Your two year old with scissors is one thing, but having your wedding dress ruined right before the big day?!?! What a cliché.
Most wedding dresses are placed in those bags, so things like that don't happen.
So if this really happened, YDI for not having the scissors properly stored away from children and not protecting the dress from possible incidents like this.
#243 - On 09/04/2009 at 10:19am by lovexinstead
Because it must be so difficult for her daughter to pull a zipper down on the garment bag? Then again, she doesn't have her PhD in unzipping yet.
#288 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:49am by gummibehrs
This is such a fake. How the hell does this get past the moderators???
#244 - On 09/04/2009 at 11:03am by TheMusicNote18
Why was your 2 year old able to roam around the house by herself? Why the fuck was there scissors within her reach? She could have hurt herself. Great parenting!
#245 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:00pm by blondegirl
IF this is real.....try teaching your brat some manners & to respect other people's property! There's more to parenting than giving birth. YDI for being a crappy parent!
Might I suggest beating your child with a duct-taped phone book? It still hurts and leaves no bruises!
#251 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:36pm by killinmesmalls
YDI for keeping scissors where a two year old could reach. Stupid.
And YDI for being a sucky parent.
Wow. Some of you are SO MEAN on here. I'm a single mom. I guess that makes me an underage stupid slut who is also bad at parenting? Yeah, whatever. I went to college, have a good job and just bought a house. My son excels at school and has never wanted for anything. Not all of us have the white picket fence life. Get off your high horse and take that stick out of your ass.
I agree with you, but you might want to avoid saying things like 'my son excels at school and has never wanted for anything': always a good way to sound smug and turn people against you. Just a thought. But yeah, these people are all knobends for whining about her having a daughter before being married.
OP is thick because she doesn't discipline/educate her child and doesn't keep an eye on her child, or the scissors, for that matter. Gives single mothers a bad name... YDI
#257 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:50pm by godyourethick
YDI for keeping scissors in a place where your two year old could get them and then being more worried about your fucking dress.
Everyone just fuck off about the fact that she had a daughter before being married, and move onto the more pressing issue: OP's fucking lack of discipline for her child. That and having scissors where her daughter could get them and not even knowing when she has taken them and is butchering things. YDI
#255 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:47pm by godyourethick
YDI for putting a scissors somewhere a two year old can reach.
#256 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:49pm by WakingTheFallen
Why is everyone getting so worked up about a child out of wedlock? She coud be widowed, she could have been married previously, or she might just not be tied down by these antiquated 'rules' of society you're all preaching about. (And I don't know what this has to do with anything, but I'm a virgin, which apparently allows me to pass judgement around here...)
Okay, so the child shouldn't have been playing with scissors, but again, who are we to judge? Who knows how she got hold of them?
Btw, I'm really sorry about your dress, that must suck. =S I hope you managed to get it sorted out!
My guess is that she didn't know her child was awake.
#267 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:20pm by ishirticapslock
I'm address some concerns people are having.
1.) "YDI for having a kid before you get married/YDI for being a slut." What the hell? She could have the child from a previous marriage; it could be her fiance's child; hell, it could even be the child of a family member who died and left a child behind, whom the OP was nice enough to take in as her own.
2.) "YDI for leaving sharp scissors within reach of a two-year-old." Okay, I can see where you're coming from, hate commenters, but again, you DON'T know what happened. The scissors were probably NOT within reach of the child, or so the OP thought. Like a couple previous commenters said, two-year-olds are crafty. The child could've stacked up boxes and climbed on them; the child could have pushed a lightweight chair and got on it.
3.) "YDI for leaving your child unattended/being a bad parent." How was she supposed to know her child was awake? If I were the OP, I would have woken up thinking my daughter was still asleep. That being said, climbing out of a crib/getting down from bed is not very hard.
I think everyone who's making assumptions and judging the OP should fuck off.
"You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME." Get it? Makes a whole lot of fucking sense if you read that from the OP's point of view.
#268 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:32pm by ishirticapslock
I hope you knock someone up/get knocked up for being a presumptuous asshole and not understanding that accidents happen.
#290 - On 09/05/2009 at 4:01am by gummibehrs
what the fuck is with ALL THESE USELESS conservative dumbfucks, and/or generally heartless people saying YDI?? you idiots think you're all so hardcore being the merciless heartless perfect fuckfaces you are. you think you see logic in your accusations, and no matter what the situation was in this FML, it was the OP's fault.
oh, she's a slut, oh she's not married yet, oh, she left scissors in the house. WHAT would YOU people have done, huh? you wake up to find your daughter randomly slicing up your wedding dress for no reason and all of a sudden ERRRR IT'S YOUR FAULT BLAH BLAH BLAH OP YOU SLUT WHORE HAVING CHILD BEFORE MARRIAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH as if it has ANYTHING to do with the actual reason that the little shit decided to cut up an expensive dress on the day before a wedding. as if birth before or after marriage somehow determines whether your child will be a complete arsehole or a complete angel. DUMBFUCKS WAKE UP, marriage is just a written contract, in no way does it govern the behaviours or physical conditions of the child. ALL IT GOVERNS is how you're treated by other people - and how many idiots with 2-storey-houses, all-american SUVs and white picket fences it takes to say You Deserved To Have Your Wedding Ruined All Because You Have A Child...
WHO CARES what you think?
#272 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:12am by BrEnNo1023
You know she could have been married before, right? And all you people saying she's a slut for having a child out of wedlock, I bet most of you aren't virgins either. That's pretty fucked up saying that to her just because she got pregnant and you didnt.
#273 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:46am by Laurennnnnnnn
if this is real then i feel really sorry for you and im sure it will turn out fine, but im gonna have to say fake
#291 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:26am by mundhp92ml
Leaving anything valuable where a toddler can get it is stupid.
Leaving scissors where a toddler can get them is stupid and dangerous.
I feel more sorry for the kid than for you.
Whoah what the hell? While you were sleeping you left your daughter unsupervised within access of sissors?? What is wrong with you! eff the wedding dress, she could have hurt herself horribly!
wow ur daughter is a bitch!
but like really! i would have grounded her for a great deal of time, if that happened i would have flipped out!!!
#296 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:47pm by ccharlton
its definitely your fault for putting scissors where your two year old can reach them. You're lucky she didn't accidentally hurt herself.
#301 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:18pm by wow_this_sucks_9
Kid needs a spanking. I can only hope that one was administered.
#302 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:41pm by pyromaniac222222
YDI
first of all for being a slut and having a child out of wedlock
and most importantly for allowing her 2 year olds to get hold of scissors
be thankfull it was your wedding dress and she hasn't hurt herself!!!
that really sucks!!!
HELLOOOOOO people she was ASLEEP!! it said she was ready to pick out an outfit for the day so that means she had been asleep the whole night and the 2 yearold just woke up before her. and for those of you saying the 2 year old should have been in a crib, 2 year olds are clever. my little brothers were both climbing out of their cribs at age 2.
#311 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:04pm by penandpaper
you people piss me off like come on she was asleep and how do you know she wasn't married before and got divorced. and yes 2 year olds are very smart. Thank god the lil girl wasn't hurt by the sissors,but that lil kids butt would be red as shit by my hand. Wedding dresses are not cheap
#312 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:12pm by tigbitties22
Oh, maybe you meant to imply that you wouldn't spank your daughter at all? I hope so.. 2 year olds are pretty young to be punishing that harshly.
#319 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:16pm by airandfingers
I don't know where you people are from.. But this is ridiculous.. I mean we're not in the 17th century.. God! Get over it.. Marriage is not a freaking contract to have children!! She had a child.. and she played with scissors.. Cut it out.. I bet you guys have been terrible parents at some point or the other.. Morons!!
#320 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:09pm by TrillianMcRed
*Looks back im forth from the wedding dress to her daughter while dramatic Kill Bill music plays. Daughter hurls the scissors at her mom. In slow motion, the scissors rotate above her Mom's face. She catches it and throws it at her daughters heart. She also takes the Hattori Hanzo sword her daughter bought.*
That's really rough. I'm so sorry.
And for everyone that's making assumptions, just shut up and keep it to yourself. People don't want to hear your opinions or accusations. It's just annoying.
I hope your wedding goes well anyways. :)
