Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

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brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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kfitch11 0

the people who are bitching about her having a child out of wedlock are ******* retarded. it's 2009. pull your head out of your ass and realize that having a child out of wedlock is not as controversial as your melodramatic ass is making it seem. the whole point is this woman now has NO wedding dress because her two year old somehow came across a pair of scissors. and i'm sure all the parents that are criticizing this woman have done a perfect job raising your moronic kids. you people shouldn't be allowed to breed

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gummibehrs 4

So #113, you're completely fine with all the fuckfaces judging and criticizing the OP? Or are you one of them? In which case, you're nothing but a filthy hypocrite.

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mushrooms_fml 0

You people are ridiculous. Stop assuming.

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kemper90 0

dont have a kid before your married i have nothing against it im just saying it makes everything 10x diffacult and harder to do also you cant enjoy your youth as much you can still have a kid before marrying but i think it will take alot of fun out of yourlife and add alot of stress

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Medea_FTW 0

Yet I bet the OP's two-year-old child spells better than you. FYL.

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Soygirl 0

Ahh Screw All The People Saying Stupid Shit. That Really Sucks. Hopefully You Can Get it Fixed Or You Can Find Something Else.

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scateice 0

PEOPLE, SHUT THE **** UP. WHO CARES IF PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILDREN BEING BORN OUT OF MARRIAGE, STOP BITCHING. YOU ARE ALL ******* ANNOYING, SERIOUSLY, HALF OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE YOU'RE BITCHING, BITCHING, bitching...ok I'm calm

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Hydroblaze 0

Why is everybody saying from a previous marriage? Odds are the marriage wouldn't have ended THE SECOND she had a kid, so if she is getting REMARRIED 6-12 months after getting a divorce that's just asking for trouble. That aside.... **** your life just because that's a horrible fate.... it is all about the dress!

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heatherewf 0

Yikes. Hopefully it was minor damage and you know a seamstress! Be careful with sharp objects in the future - child scissors wouldn't have been able to cut that thick, heavy fabric. Childproof the doorknobs too!

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afithcb 0

Wedding gown- 5000$. Scissors-10$. Watching your daughter cut up your dress- Priceless.

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Major_General 10

YDI because you can't keep your legs closed.

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