Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

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brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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dELiA14 0

FYL x100million However, why didn't the girl know she wasn't supposed to cut up your wedding dress? Maybe you can buy a off-the-rack dress in your size... They have some good ones out there! At least your still getting married :)

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FarSide 22

A two year old know why not to cut up a dress? You are being funny right? Or are you suffering with cranial constipation? Someone should have taught you not to play with computers.

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dELiA14 0

**** #117 beating kids is NOT the answer!

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purplepickle 0

And it's not slutty to have a kid with someone who isn't going to leave you. They're getting married!!! congrats, btw.

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

@#68 dammnn! I'm on an effin iPhone for damn sake! we all make mistakes retard!

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FarSide 22

You are forgiven for having an iphone

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likethat_fml 0

Filling in your own preferences and values for someone else is immature.

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deadboy73 0

and that's why you should have the children after marriage

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drkwlf 0

Yeah, okay. Not saying all parents should be like me. However, I've woken up at the slightest noise my kids have made since I had them. If they wake up, I wake up. Perhaps I'm just too paranoid, but I see nothing wrong with it as it kinda ensures nothing like this happens. I'd have been more relieved and grateful my child was OK then even worrying about my dress, I think. Just the thought makes me scared. Not saying it's shitty about your dress, I think that's important, but not nearly on a scale of what could have happened.

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bulletwings 0

I agree with you. I'd be more concerned about the child than the dress.

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gummibehrs 4

I'm sure she was relieved the child was okay, but the point of the FML was that her wedding dress was destroyed the day before her wedding.

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gummibehrs 4

I'm sure she was relieved the child was okay, but the point of the FML was that her wedding dress was destroyed the day before her wedding.

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zander09 0

How about getting married first, then maybe having kids?

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gummibehrs 4

You deserve any misfortunes in your future for not understanding that accidents happen.

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drkwlf 0

Can I also add, wouldn't the first thing you do when you wake up is go check on your kid rather than picking out an outfit?

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wordgirl 0

Perhaps this is a good moment to plumb her emotions about your impending marriage? (hopefully to her father?)

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