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By notgreg - / Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:59 / United States
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Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?

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Next time, park IN his driveway. No reason you shouldn't do the crime after doing the time.

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Kill his cat. Toss Clorox on his lawn. Put nails under his tires. Slip a pound of sugar into his gas tank. Leave a note on his windshield saying "Next time, you will sleep with the fishes. Love, Luca Brasi".

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Don't fuck with Greg. There are assholes all over the world, and he's just one of them. I've lived on the main street of our town for like 5 years now, in a 1880's house with a street older than my house is. Four inches doesn't sound like a lot, but if you're on a 20 ft wide street, with cars on either side, it just fucking sucks to get anywhere. The note was unnecessary, however. That was just a dick move. No, dude, FarSide, you gotta go even MORE devious. Saran-wrap his car after sand

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#61 EXACTLY! If cars aren't at least a foot away from our driveway, we cannot get out. There's a dick next door who likes to park completely blocking our driveway. I'm going to call the cops on him next time he pulls that shit. OP... don't block people's driveways and then you won't get tickets. It's really very simple. YDI x100

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I was just going to tell OP to flatten his tires. This is much better. Don't kill the cat though, that's just cruel. D:

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photo-shop a picture of his wife sucking you with a note on the bottom saying: Dear Greg, While my parking may suck, so does your wife. Love, (your name here)

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To me. That is complete and total bullshit. If you were obstructing his driveway, than GTFO. But over 4 inches? How about grow up and stop doing the whole "That's mine!" thing that all 3-10 year old children do. That guy is a jackass.

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#50, the OP was still parking IN someone else's driveway. Whether or not he was obstructing anything is his own opinion. Besides, too many people park just a little bit in front of driveways and get away with it. What if someone else comes along later and parks 4 inches in on the other side? The owner of said driveway would probably be stuck.

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"My neighbor sucks for not helping me get away with breaking the law." You made it sound like he robbed a bank. All he did was park less than half a foot into his driveway. Also.. leaving the note was 100% immature. The note said "Your parking sucks, love Greg" ... where the fuck do you get maturity out of that? And I do agree with #57, In such a case it's understandable. But it seems like this guy did it for the sake of giving him the ticket. In a neighborhood like mine

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exactly i fucking hate when my neighbor practically takes my drive way id do that too if i could .

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:D wut???? I don't really care about your -$88, I care about your neighbour. He's a bitter old douchebag that has no life and probably has never been laid, FHL.

Yeah, we had to deal with this from the church down the street. When there was a wedding, they blocked /everyone's/ driveways, and some couple parked six inches in front of ours. We couldn't get out. (One side was the car and a fence. The other side is a telephone pole. We would've had to drive over the grass. It's annoying to find a car in /our/ driveway, just sitting there like they own it. Doesn't matter if it's an inch or a foot. If we hit the car, it's our fault. So why not take control of

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Actual it wouldn't be your fault. They're parked illegally so everything is in their hands. It's just like collisions in reverse.

What an asshole! Maybe you should work on the parking, but you definitely didn't deserve to pay $88 for it...he should have just asked you politely to move it! I would only say you deserve it if this is a daily to weekly occurrence and you just don't do anything about it. But I'm sorry man...that sucks!

Well, if you hadn't done that in the first place, then you wouldn't have to pay the piper, would you? If he's going this far, then it's highly probable that it isn't the first time either. Of course, even if he is just making pearls, YDI anyway.

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