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Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She is eight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39136) - you deserved it (27728)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see hear about this FML when she IS 18.

#2 - On 10/17/2013 at 6:07am by Ambient25

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Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you

#3 - On 10/17/2013 at 6:08am by WellImScrewed124

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