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Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39775) - you deserved it (2442)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

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Laugh at their ignorance. Or agree with their Nazi joke and let them know they could be next.

#1 - On 12/12/2012 at 5:59am by mclauren29

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I doubt the majority of Americans know that Denmark exists, let alone be able to find it on a map...nice username btw

#3 - On 12/12/2012 at 6:03am by Jeffo193

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