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Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15702) - you deserved it (2856)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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This is why you play chess on the Internet.

#1 - On 08/13/2012 at 11:22pm by Lucia_Malpense

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Chess is intense.

#2 - On 08/13/2012 at 11:22pm by CoolBroStory

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