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Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML


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On 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm - kids - by mommylovesu (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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WTF is wrong with you?!

#1 - On 03/15/2011 at 2:50am by Norther

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Why didnt you just run out anyway?

#2 - On 03/15/2011 at 2:51am by Awahso

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