Transportation, Underwear and Kids: The worst

The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Norther 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

WTF is wrong with you?!

Awahso 25

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Why didnt you just run out anyway?

Comments

im_awsome 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:07

i feel yuu. im always half naked walkinnaround my house. but i in my case have no kids and by bf loves it so ydi

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:22

Are you retarded?

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:41

She's pretty awsome, not Awesome though.

MissBunny25 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:24

please don't reproduce..

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:11

lol yeahh...you should've walked out with her..

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:12

why are you in underwear when you have a child?

sin_bb 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:38

uhh cuz she's not a nudist?

solberner 4

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:32

BBe

solberner 4

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:41

because she just got up and was getting her daughter ready for school and if its just her n her daughter then theres nothing wrong with that.*

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:12

I'm sure all the five-year-old boys hate you for depriving them of some hot MILF action.

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:48

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:26

Why are people still talking about her being in her under wear around the house... she's her damn mom you retard and it's her daughter so they are both female... I see nothing indecent about this... stfu

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:00

And they're like..?

LiznessMonster 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:59

So moms (or dad) are not allowed to wear underwear? I need to notify my parents about this, because we had no idea. o.O

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:27

I hate it when busses have thoughts.

LunaNstars 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:35

exactly my thought. guess it was the magic school bus

Felipeg33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:40

yeah, they can really get intellectual on you sometimes!

sk8erd 15

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:27

dude your daughter was hurt and you were worried bout your damn exposure?! Wow..

bthomas0319 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:51

nobody cares what you have to say, wannabe.

LunaNstars 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:32

tough decision. hmm going to grab a robe and running to console your baby girl or staying inside in your undies to watch her cry and pick herself up. what to do, what to do?

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:53

By the time she runs and grabs the robe the girl may have already picked herself up and moved on.

denisebalderas 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:34

seriously? you should have ran out regardless

ceeejjjj 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:37

ydi u horrible woman!

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:38

Awe your poor little girl. Hurt and crying with you nowhere in sight. Learn your lesson and start putting on a robe from now on. I'm sure this won't be the only time she may need you.