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By Mommy / Sunday 26 June 2011 20:47 / United States
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  uglyyness  |  0

at least she's not yelling "Female Dog!" every time the car comes to a hault :)

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  flockz  |  19

where is there a dick in a hole????

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  enonymous  |  8

The job is not complete until she is taught how to honk the horn and flip the guy off. Get to work OP, a dad of the year mug is waiting for you

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  BaconDave  |  12

"Cock" in the hole

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  whybother8  |  0

its a mommy not a daddy dude

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  rallets  |  22

i sense a revolution coming... the birds have left the coup, coming to peck at the remains of their once great civilization... you have been forewarned... the battle starts here, keyboard warriors... good luck...

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  enonymous  |  8

There are no women on the Internet. until I see her driving while holding the baby, her birth certificate in one hand, starbucks mug in her crotch, yelling at the car infront of her while doing her make up, putting a new cd in the stereo and texting her baby daddy I'm just not convinced

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

thank you rallets. I raise my iPhone in salute to your speech of battle. the knights who say nee are preparing to strike at any moment. also. to the previous comment, there are certain secret agents on the internet called girls. which stands for guy in real life

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  Drclino  |  0

71 = win....they do not poop and are not start enough to work the internets

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  tpike1296  |  11

I was thinking she said "SHIT!.....Asshole." and the kid thought she said "chicken in the hole". I don't know about you, but I usually say "Shit!" when something happens that could hit/hurt me.

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  cldean24  |  0

Actually, 65, I think it is spelled hole, not whole. A chicken in a whole? Preposterous. Anyway, it's hard to tell what she really said, but still funny. :)

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  zgomon  |  10

cock sucker?

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  browntiga  |  0

dude why did yu go to father? r yu thinking about yourself?

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  taytay6510  |  6

or she can DUCK tape her mouth shut, get it chicken,duck. that was extremely useless and not funny one bit. :) haha I CRACK myself up...get it crack, egg ? ok I'm just going to stop now ;)

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#158, Too bad there are people who will actually think you are making a serious correction. If I had a penny for every time someone has told me that it's not duct tape, it's duck... I'd have a shit ton of small change.

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  igoteffed  |  0

its obviously a woman driving because women are terrible drivers. proven by, Tosh.0

By  dotar_fml  |  22

what the fuck?

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  mlexi21  |  5

I was going to say that. xD

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  HelloNoora1  |  0

29 - it's an app on the iPod called OldBooth

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  MrSassypants  |  31

5 I once saw a little baby that was talking to his dad in a stroller (the baby was in the stroller not the dad) and he was saying Baby-"You're a mother fucker!" Dad-"No you're a mother fucker." Baby-"You're a mother fucker." It was funny as hell. I was laughing so hard. It's a true story and the best part was it was at Disney World.

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  rawrlily  |  0

I went to some chick's sleepover when I was 9, and the chick's little sister (about 2) ran around the house screaming, "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Later on, the kid pulled a bookshelf over on herself. That birthday party sucked hard.

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  svanduym  |  1

Not uncommon for a 1-year-old to be able to say any/all of those individual words, but to be able to produce a whole phrase at that age would be pretty out of the ordinary.

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  geeksaresexy  |  18

Even if a child of that age couldn't string together a full sentence they can still mimic what you say. If they don't understand the words you're using they substitute similar sounding words that they do know.

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  wordnerd42  |  0

48 - Should I bother to point out how the 1-year old seemed to have way more common sense than the dad? The kid spoke the truth, the dad was just being a poor sport. Typical.

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