Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

by Lady Vulva / 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm / Intimacy

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  • I feel really bad for him, actually. Maybe you can help him with his stamina.

    #3 - On 09/19/2015 at 6:02pm by DaRito

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  • That's disappointing. On the bright side, now you can gossip to your friends about how awful it was.

    #5 - On 09/19/2015 at 6:03pm by CoolCookie210

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