About Tripartita
This account is named after Bidens tripartita, a species of sunflower with distinct fruiting heads that look alien and stick to whatever comes in contact with them. My FML pet peeve is when people post serious comments in response to these light, self-deprecating, and humorous stories. It's like giving standup comedians advice in the middle of their routines. "Oh, if you didn't like the peanuts on that flight, you should try flying JetBlue."
Tripartita - Followed
Tripartita's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    333%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    400%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    26%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    13%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    7%
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    60%
The list of badges to find
Tripartita's favorite FMLs
By knepmj / Wednesday 16 March 2016 09:44 / United States
By daycare worker / Friday 23 December 2016 18:41 / United States - Houston
By Axlgrows - / Friday 2 December 2016 16:44 /
By leaannec30 - / Sunday 10 July 2016 18:52 / Canada - Hamilton
By womanoski / Saturday 20 February 2016 17:56 / United States - Fishers