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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35071) - you deserved it (2872)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

#6 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:15am by NoahStaz

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Dump his ass and find someone better.

#3 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:14am by AwkwardHaole808

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