Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
by kklaucen14 / 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.
#6 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:15am by NoahStaz
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Dump his ass and find someone better.
#3 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:14am by AwkwardHaole808
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