By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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dacuar 0

Add that to the list of things you no longer have to do for him.

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downtime 12

And he will add it to his list of reasons he doesn't want to be in this relationship anymore...

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Inciter 33

Dump him and find someone better.

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Dunvanation 4

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ This is bull. When a persons drunk, it's easy to get little details confused like hair color etc. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Dunvanation 4

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ This is bull. When a persons drunk, it's easy to get little details confused like hair color etc. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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suoerkewl 15

He could be talking about a previous girlfriend an forgot to say "ex" before it.

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B3Y0ND 3

Still doesn't justify his inappropriate comment.

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supportcommand 17

There's only one thing you can do here. You need to give him the best beejers he's ever had. Turn it up a notch.

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subwaysurfers 13

Even if she gave the WORST bjs, he shouldn't go around looking for other girls to give him good ones. He tells his gf he doesn't enjoy them or tells her how to improve. This is in no way the OP's fault. The guy is simply a cheating ********.

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zaynismylove 2

I would kick him in the balls and say " theres a *******"

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NukeFusion 1

Most drunk guys say more lies to people. especially if he is around his buddies.. Just trying to act cool probably.

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