Misunderstood

By Blah - 24/01/2010 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

You were playing with a ball that hit your balls and now your stepdad thinks you were playing with your balls when really you were only playing with one ball and you posted the whole sad story on FML... you, sir, are ballin'.

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sourgirl101 28

Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

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AEbraham 0

wow...that is some messed up shit im sorry but thats so funny

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pipp360 0

did he ask to join you?

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pwincessa23 1

I think u were doing something else....

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sourgirl101 28

Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

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Shokz992 0

Yup, can't believe anyone would stick their hands down their pants if they got hit in the balls -.-

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puffyblake 1

I dunno... Playing baseball he would've been wearing a cup. I could imagine him reaching down there to readjust it after getting hit

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SkaterChic 0

ha great job. EXCELLENT playing with a pointy ball lying down SO smart

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arsenalfcboy 6

Footballs are round? You're mixing football and rugby :)

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lemonyfresh 0

actually, i think the op is american, and therefore a rugby ball is more rounded than a football is. and judging by your name, arsenalFC, i assume you're british, so your football would mean "soccer ball" to us. but the op i assume meant an american football.

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