By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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Marineman5 6

Next time you go out with with him just blurt out you never had an orgasim to everyone.

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ideasrule 13

So what? You expect people to be coherent when they're drunk? You've obviously not been around too many drunk people.

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kitsune3 20

OP, you DO realize that when people are drunk, they don't know what the hell they're talking about, right? He probably just said "blonde" because he was out of it. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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Senor_Pehdos 5

that means your not doing your job.

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Jasonf6 0

You are brunette and now single i hope; your bf is a tool.

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mikeymuskrat89 4

Do you give great ********?

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

People talk shit when they are drunk, male or female. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

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DadoMahho 4

He might of had a previous GF, and just isn't thinking straight.

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nerdstuck101 8

Maybe ur outta ur league? Srry but YDI...

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Sleepy_Brown_23 0

Probably means you got to step it up

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