By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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The_F3rris 11

Donkey punch him before you let him hit the road.

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Anita1023632 3

Maybe I gotta give better ********...

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cubanebgy 2

They say people that are drunk tell the truth about things they wouldn't normally say when they are sober sorry OP :/

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jem970 19

In my experience OP when your guy gets drunk around you and starts spouting crap like that, it is normally true. But you should sit down with him and make him tell the truth. Alcohol is an inhibitor, but before you kill/dump him, make sure he is cheating first.

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JonahCullen 3

Well, he was drunk...

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perdix 29

Buy a blonde wig and work at mastering your gag reflex ;)

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Yeliab333 20

Wow that's terrible

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I_am_original 1

Probably want to make sure he is cheating first. My gf considers herself a brunette because of natrual hair color but the way she has her hair dyed/highlighted it comes out as a mostly blonde with light brown (dirty blonde) so I keep telling her I consider her more blonde than brunette.

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