By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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Marcelb 17

Actually a lot of people say brunettes to blondes and vice versa, with people having light brown of dark blonde hair. Maybe he just mistook OP's hair for blonde. Who knows.

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reject214 10

He was drunk. Give him a break. He meant you

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usmcheins 1

Im guessing her name is Jill

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challan 19

That bitch never gives head! She's down with a rub and tug, but a prude when it comes to the rest. I'm actually in a serious relationship with Jill myself... and while she's VERY good at what she does, she never puts out the good stuff.

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lexiieeex3 32

What an asshole.

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kristat 14

I've had brown hair my entire life, yet anytime we had a mystery shopper come into my work they'd put my hair color as blonde, presumably because it was a lighter brown than the rest of my coworkers. Maybe he, his family or his friends have really dark hair so yours seems blonde in comparison.

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Ncbaby2012_fml 3

Punch him in the face then dump his stupid ass

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Tragichero92 12

Make an honest man out of him. Dye your hair blonde ;)

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dolceandkabana 1

Blondes do have great oral skills

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