By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 061
You deserved it 3 264

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

Comments

hotPinklipstick 24

Now normally I wouldn't suggest this but, dump him. The only reasonable explanation for this that doesn't involve cheating is if he was thinking about his ex, and even then that shows he isn't over her.

Because, you know. People messing up their words when they're drunk is totally unheard of. It's not a stretch to say "blonde" when you meant to say "brunette", especially when alcohol's involved.

Remember things that are said drunk are sober thoughts , so ditch the cheating douche least you find out now rather then later on .

I had a fortune cookie that said "A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts". Even the cookie knows lol

It looks like someone has some explaining to do...

Maybe if you paid more attention to his asthma, you'd give him some great ******** too. He may even need to have a ******* everyday just to live normally. (referring to a previous FML)

Hopefully u left the party without him..

OfficialJSmooth 8

Well if you want the truth get it from the mouth of a drunk... Dump him..

Brandon_ryan 0

Or maybe she has stupid color hair and he can't distinguish blonde from her streaky brown. I'll bet he's talking about you. Always negative first on here. Give him benefit of the doubt before you shutter him to ***** island

AllyyK 9

I thumbed you up just for your Anchorman reference :)

bjoernabee 1

I thought it wasnt a bad fml until i read the brunette part haha