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Now normally I wouldn't suggest this but, dump him. The only reasonable explanation for this that doesn't involve cheating is if he was thinking about his ex, and even then that shows he isn't over her.
Because, you know. People messing up their words when they're drunk is totally unheard of. It's not a stretch to say "blonde" when you meant to say "brunette", especially when alcohol's involved.
It looks like someone has some explaining to do...
What a **** sucker...
^ Was that really necessary?
lol
78- Twas a pun to the ******* FML...
Maybe if you paid more attention to his asthma, you'd give him some great ******** too. He may even need to have a ******* everyday just to live normally. (referring to a previous FML)
Hopefully u left the party without him..
Or maybe she has stupid color hair and he can't distinguish blonde from her streaky brown. I'll bet he's talking about you. Always negative first on here. Give him benefit of the doubt before you shutter him to ***** island
So do you give great ********?
Seriously?
49- Yeh I agree. Seriously man? Of course she does!
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That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.
Dump his ass and find someone better.