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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (4576)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

#4 - On 03/23/2012 at 7:10am by krsimir

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Doesn't matter had sex? :S

#1 - On 03/23/2012 at 7:08am by ghostlilac

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