Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
by DieTrying / 02/02/2012 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I don't blame her.
Getting tight jeans on and off is no simple task.
#1 - On 02/02/2012 at 10:19am by SugarCrazy
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Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.
#3 - On 02/02/2012 at 10:20am by justfienne
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