By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

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Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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justfienne 12

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

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DocBastard 38

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

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Fylminesawsome 5

Bj and finish on her face. Its the least she could do.

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iiWAN 7

get rid off her jeans...problem solved :)

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doubleohseven 0

I think the real question is why was she wearing skinny jeans to bed? That must be extremely uncomfortable.

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BullletProof 5

You dont need to take them all the way off you know.... just saying

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mpclaw 3

It all depends on the size of your jeans now doesn't it?

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mikimoo 0

that would f-ing suck haha find some1 els ;)

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ChristyBVB 8

Tell me why she was wearing tight jeans in bed?? That's pretty uncomfortable if you ask me...

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spackles_1919 6

i know that feel

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